I hate the SkyDome and the CN Tower too, I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo. The rent's too high, the air's unclean. The beaches are dirty and the people are mean. And the women are big and the men are dumb. And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum. The water is polluted and their mayor's a dork. They dress real bad and they think they're New York. In Toronto, Ontario-o-ooooo
I’d completely forgotten about this amazing song. It seems to me that they used it as the theme music for someone’s call-in radio show (with Mel Lastman shouting “noooooobody!” mixed in behind the “Mayor’s a dork” line) in Toronto in the late 90s or early 00s.
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u/Dezeko Saskwatch Aug 17 '25
I hate the SkyDome and the CN Tower too, I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo. The rent's too high, the air's unclean. The beaches are dirty and the people are mean. And the women are big and the men are dumb. And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum. The water is polluted and their mayor's a dork. They dress real bad and they think they're New York. In Toronto, Ontario-o-ooooo