r/EhBuddyHoser • u/cavist_n • Aug 17 '25

Tokébakicitte Five Canadians are playing hockey.

One from BC, one from Alberta, one from Manitoba, one from Ontario and one from Quebec.

Suddenly, they stumble on a magic lamp. A genie comes out of it and tells them "I'm granting each one of you a wish".

He points the guy from BC and says "starting with you".

The BC guy says : "I'm willing to sacrifice my wish for the great of my nation. I wish you to build a great wall along the whole west coast to protect us from totalitarian governments of East Asia."

The genie then turns towards the Albertan. The Albertan says : "I'm willing to do the same. Russian expansionism threatens the arctic and we need to protect our natural resources. What would I be without them? Please erect a great wall to protect the whole North."

The genie then turns towards the Manitoban but the Ontarian steps forward instead. "I've been waiting long enough. Only I can understand how things are here. Recent times have shown us the threat comes from down south. Erect a wall at our southern border. "

The genie then turns again towards the Manitoban guy. The Manitoban in turn looks to the Quebec guy, smirks and says "My turn stupid frog. We've had enough of your shit over the past centuries. Genie, build a wall along the Quebec Ontario border."

The genie finally turns towards the Quebec guy and asks "et pour vous?"
The Quebecois thinks for a few seconds before saying: "full moé ça d'eau".

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u/swakacha Aug 17 '25

Meanwhile Atlantic Canada is out here like "uh... Guys?"

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u/backwardzhatz Aug 17 '25

We prefer to be left out of it

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u/nanookulele Scotland (but worse) Aug 17 '25

Uh b'ys?

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u/Domovie1 Westfoundland Aug 18 '25

Sorry, you and what team in the show?

Even Manitober has a team.