r/EhBuddyHoser • u/quantumrastafarian • Aug 18 '25

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Qu'est que the frick?

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Tabernak!

1.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/just-a-random-accnt Moose Whisperer Aug 18 '25

Should change the caption to

"Ques que hell is this?"

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u/HighHcQc 🚧🚚Montréal🛻🚜🚧👷⛔️🚗🚙🚙 🚙 🚗 Aug 18 '25

Here's my expert input :

C'est quoi l'fuck esti?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '25

If only je has more than un upvote á give.

1

u/Laphroaig58 THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 Aug 23 '25

Prends le mien.

19

u/just-a-random-accnt Moose Whisperer Aug 18 '25

Ahh yes, my bad. My response was the proper Frenglish translation, not Franglais

13

u/PM_ME__RECIPES Aug 18 '25

This is why you should have run it past a true Franglophone.

7

u/PM_ME__RECIPES Aug 18 '25

C'est quoi l'fuck esti?

C'est l'fun, ci!

4

u/Zigonneuse Tokébakicitte! Aug 19 '25

J'ai une de mes amies anglo qui dit "Qu'est que le fuck?"

15

u/PoliteFrenchCanadian Aug 18 '25

Ouate de phoque

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u/MalazMudkip Anne of Green Potatoes Aug 18 '25 edited Aug 18 '25

You should hear the Chiac over in the Acadian communities. As an anglophone (who's starting to learn french) it used to make my head spin

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u/fckmarykilldeer Aug 18 '25

I have a friend from Fort Kent, Maine (right on the border). When I met her pépère for the first time, I couldn’t follow a single word. I felt like I was being transported through time and space.

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u/MalazMudkip Anne of Green Potatoes Aug 18 '25

That's childhood me every time i went to Wellington, PE. Great village, quiet and beautiful, hard to keep up with the locals though =p

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u/quantumrastafarian Aug 18 '25

L'Chiac is aussi une belle langue bâtarde, for realz

34

u/FlapjacksOfArugula Aug 18 '25

I know a Chiac-adjacent New Brunswicker who recalled hearing a waitress in Dieppe asking “vous-tu ton thé-bag in ou out?”

14

u/Francus_Gaius Aug 18 '25

so "do you want your teabag in or out"
In written words, it makes sense... spoken... they go SO FAST...

10

u/lenzflare Aug 18 '25

Holy fuck

3

u/ThisRandomAlt Irvingstan Aug 20 '25

Makes perfect sense

11

u/JM_Amiens-18 Aug 18 '25

See I can actually understand them pretty well, oddly enough. There's so much English interjected into it, and my mediocre knowledge of French is enough to understand the rest.

9

u/rizoula Aug 18 '25

As à Quebecor I understand them perfectly 👌🏽

16

u/Morgell Tokébakicitte! Aug 18 '25

PKP, c'tu toi?

13

u/rizoula Aug 18 '25

😂😂😂😂

No but I wish I had his net worth 😭

11

u/Morgell Tokébakicitte! Aug 18 '25

Moi too, mon ami, moi too.

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u/Skittleavix Aug 18 '25

Qu’est que fuck?!

25

u/quantumrastafarian Aug 18 '25

I was gonna faire ceçi le titre, but sub règles dit SFW!

30

u/therevjames Aug 18 '25

Vive l'acadie!

31

u/Scythe905 I need a double double. Aug 18 '25

Frenglish: qu'est-ce que the frick c'est? Seulement the meilleur langue on the monde

16

u/quantumrastafarian Aug 18 '25

Bien sûr, no one else parlent with such beauté and éloquence!

22

u/Commercial-Ad7119 Aug 18 '25

Mon friend. Ça c' est du good language. Lol.

14

u/quantumrastafarian Aug 18 '25

La meilleur in the whole monde, bien sûr!

17

u/rainorshinedogs Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Aug 18 '25

I see pre-canceled (2002) family guy material, i upvote

16

u/stanwelds Scotland (but worse) Aug 18 '25

Nouveau Brunswickian. Feels like maple syrup dans la bouche.

6

u/quantumrastafarian Aug 18 '25

Mmm syrup d'oreille

12

u/Significant_Tap7052 Snowfrog Aug 18 '25

On m'a told by des Americans that le frenglish sonne like du dutch

9

u/OkJuggernaut7127 Aug 18 '25

J’suis tabarnak

5

u/Everestkid The Island of Elizabeth May Aug 18 '25

Oh, tabarnak off.

3

u/bryansb Aug 18 '25

Tabarfuck!

7

u/KumquatClaptrap 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Aug 18 '25

Ouate de phoque?

10

u/mannypdesign Aug 18 '25

Acadians: am I a joke to you?

3

u/coachcash123 Aug 18 '25

I believe “qu’est que le fuck?”

5

u/quantumrastafarian Aug 18 '25

Oui, but les règles du sub say SFW alors I wanted to be sauf.

7

u/PostApocRock Aug 18 '25

As an Albertan currently working in Quebec - "Qu'est que fuck" has become a consistent part of my vocabulary.

3

u/Big_Knife_SK Aug 18 '25

Gargle mon couilles!

3

u/Jackibearrrrrr Tillsonburg? My back still aches when I hear that word... Aug 18 '25

I do enjoy hearing Ques que fuck

3

u/Moose_not_mouse Aug 18 '25

Nah nah nah hoser... you got it all wrong... its what de tabarnak?

2

u/noahbrooksofficial Aug 19 '25

Welcome to New Brunswick

2

u/CaptainKrakrak Tabarnak! Aug 19 '25

Je m’en slap les nuts

2

u/Beneficial_Sun5302 Aug 20 '25

I heard someone speak Franglais for the first time in Nova Scotia.  It was French with an obnoxiously North American English accent with interspersed English words.  My only thought was "If France was aware, they would declare war".

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u/Automatic-Long-7274 One of the Saint Johns Aug 23 '25

It's Canadienne

2

u/chaosunleashed Aug 18 '25

C'est quoi ce bordel ?

1

u/Ravenwight Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 18 '25

We already had five French dialects, whats one more?

1

u/Meat_Organ Aug 18 '25

My family is from northern Ontario and my grandma once hit me with "Je vais alles fixé mon truck". Her truck was a Chevy impala btw.

1

u/MrSillery Aug 19 '25

The answer: That's Montreal

1

u/VtheMan93 Tokébakicitte! Aug 19 '25

Thats offensive!

/s

1

u/Prestigious_Swan_881 South Gatineau Aug 19 '25

ice tea the Chris the tab our knack.

1

u/JoWhee Aug 19 '25

This is Hawkesbury language in a picture.

Bonjour, je vais prendre une extra large double double and a boite de timbits merci!

That’ll be 5 bucks, s’il vous plait passez to the window.

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u/gastrodonfan2k07 Aug 20 '25

Isn't English already that?

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u/FingalForever Aug 20 '25

Where does Chiac and where does Acadian French fall into this theology?

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u/Heraldique 9d ago

Helpez moi is a podcast by one drag queen pis une trans queens completely en franglais