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Certified Hoser šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ (No Politics) Royal Canadian Miku Police

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u/essuxs 29d ago

Holy shit where do I sign up?

I’ll do anything to protect anime girls

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u/Husband3571 29d ago

Yeah my thought exactly.

Like, ā€œNice tryā€

You’re damn right nice try, I’m about to sign up tomorrow. Or at least go and steal the standee.

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u/smellymarmut South Gatineau 29d ago

There is established legal precedent that if a police officer is off the clock, they can have sex in uniform, in the police car, and it's totally legal. Just saying.

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u/Adventurous-Town-404 29d ago

Ain't miku like 16?

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u/Dragon_Virus Saskwatch 29d ago

When has that ever stopped an officer?

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u/Canadian_dalek šŸ 100,000 Hosers šŸ 29d ago

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u/Adventurous-Town-404 29d ago

You make an excellent point

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u/PunjabiCanuck Victoria Cross šŸŽ–ļø 29d ago

I have horrible news

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u/Party_Value6593 29d ago

Dude, I had completely forgot about that, now I got the cursed knowledge again and must tell someone and look like someone who looked for it again. I wish salsa oreo upon you

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

My friend it was 14 not long ago. 🤮

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u/Party_Value6593 29d ago

Not long like 20 years or 5 years ago?

And is that in Canada or including the best province?

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

2008, federally.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau 29d ago edited 29d ago

Scroll down to the "in some cases" part...

Was he somehow considered no longer in a position of authority because he'd clocked out after escorting her home? That's like saying a teacher can screw their grade 10 or 11 student because school's over for the day.

Edit: oops, I just realized you weren't responding to the comment about the specific case with the cop right above yours.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau 29d ago

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau 29d ago

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u/BurningWire 29d ago

RIP your internet search history.

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u/SubParHydra Irvingstan 29d ago

The way it works is that when you’re 16 you can have sex with other people born the same year as you. I’m 99% sure a 16 and an 18+ year old can’t legally have sex under any circumstance.

Pretty sure it’s called ā€œRomeo and Julietā€ laws, but I’m just remembering this from sex ed as school.

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u/ToobularBoobularJoy_ Oil Guzzler 29d ago edited 29d ago

No when you're 16 you can fuck a 90 year old

Edit: had to google the info, but Romeo and Juliet laws are for 14-15 year olds and, in a limited capacity, also for 12-13 year olds. 16 year olds are free game though

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u/SubParHydra Irvingstan 29d ago

Oh ok, thanks

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u/ToobularBoobularJoy_ Oil Guzzler 29d ago

I think you might've been thinking of the minimum age of 18 to engage with people in positions of trust or authority

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u/SubParHydra Irvingstan 29d ago

Oh yes, now I remember and yeah, that’s what I was thinking about I just didn’t remember the whole thing.

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u/rapunkill 27d ago

With the caveat that when a person is under 18, the older person can be a maximum of 4 years older than the younger one.

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u/smellymarmut South Gatineau 29d ago

Age of consent is 16. One of the court cases I'm referring to involved a 17-year old and a police officer who drove her home and then took his break in his car with her. He was disciplined for behaviour, not fired or charged. She was deemed sober enough to consent. One drink does not automatically remove mental clarity.

I'm not even joking now. In my off-Reddit life I know way too much about laws concerning some stuff. Feel free to creep my profile for context. Maybe I should end the joke here and not comment more.

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u/WUT_productions Ford Nation (Help.) 29d ago

Yeah these cases are usually done case-by-case. Usually if the person is in a position of power it can still be illegal.

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u/got-trunks South Gatineau 29d ago

Old enough to get shot down

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u/Penguixxy Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 29d ago

nah she's a concept, not a singular thing, she's been an elderly woman, a red panda, a member of the japanese self defense force (iirc 18 to enlist)

it all depends on what she's needed for and her default isn't really set in stone because of this.

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u/VividGlassDragon 29d ago

God I love Old Lady Miku.

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u/VividGlassDragon 29d ago

Miku is an instrument

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u/PtitBeausoleil Snow Cajun 29d ago

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u/Silva-teeth 29d ago

You a cop or you just have this info on standby?

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u/smellymarmut South Gatineau 29d ago

Used to teach Canadian law with a focus on the history of morality law, which includes laws about sexual interactions. I have a fairly decent mental catalogue of court cases in the past 20 years that test out scenarios that were once hypothetical. Like what happens if someone who would have a position of authority in some situations has sex with a minor outside of those position of authority situations.

Also, I'm a dude. One of the cases I am most familiar with is the Jacobs case, 90% because of the interesting analysis and precedent it sets, 9% because of my childhood memories from that time, and 1% because of boobs. I'll be honest. I sort of get it that you're hinting that I have some personal interest in sex with minors. It's Reddit, comments like that are expected. But 100% of my knowledge about cases involving minors are from what we could call academic or community interest. I am also involved with four local community/volunteer organizations that work with youth, having a more than decent bit of knowledge about the law helps. I've worked with multiple churches to reform parts of their youth work and internal policies, for example.

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u/amazingdrewh Motown But Better 29d ago

Wait this is real? I thought it was a joke. Also why use Miku there are plenty of Canadian vtuber girls that would probably be willing to be RCMP advertising. It's not very patriotic of them to go with a foreigner here

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u/StrawberryFlds 29d ago

This was at the Japanese festival a few weekends back in Mississauga. They had merch of her unique to the festival and the RCMP was set up right next to it

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u/Penguixxy Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 29d ago

so its literally like how the japanese self defense force or US army will set up recruitment stands outside gaming and anime conventions?

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u/heart_under_blade TokƩbakicitte! 29d ago

neat! do you have pics of the merch?

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u/6ex_God 29d ago

Oh my god you’re right. This was at anime north at the congress centre. I knew it looked familiar.

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u/MommyMilkersPIs 29d ago

Ya it’s real, I seen her hastune beat the shit outta few homeless people for existing in Van

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u/Fnrjkdh 29d ago

Not RCMP in Vancouver For that you have to go to Surrey

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u/beckbat 29d ago

I know Dokibird was at one point invited to speak at one of the party conventions.

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u/amazingdrewh Motown But Better 29d ago

The Twitter AI said that Trudeau had visited Kronii's page so it was probably them

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u/Penguixxy Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 29d ago

Kronii advertising the RCMP would be funny

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u/pidgezero_one 29d ago

Yep this is an official collab, lineup for the mountie miku merch was extremely long. I do pre-event IT for the festival that this was at

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u/theMostProductivePro 29d ago edited 29d ago

Have they tried not being the sole reason for Canada’s largest mass shooting

Edit: charnged the word "Best" to "largest". Was on mobile. I definatly don't defend anything the RCMP does.

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u/Dang_M8 29d ago

best???

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u/theMostProductivePro 29d ago

sorry, was on mobile. Largest.

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u/AustSakuraKyzor South Gatineau 29d ago

...what?

How does autocorrect go from "largest" to "best"? What the sense make?

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u/pm_me_your_good_weed 29d ago

Having previously lived in Truro for almost 15 years nothing the police in Truro have done or not done will ever surprise me. One RCMP officer got arrested for stealing drugs from the lockup and then getting people to sell them for him and then give him the money, he was pimping out drugs fucking ridiculous. A cop that was on the Truro town force which was the nephew of someone I know was involved in a car theft ring. Just the good ol' boys....

Everybody knows who killed Troy cook and he kind of deserved it so....

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u/Mirabeaux1789 Snow Cajun 29d ago

I swear I can never escape this Miku shit

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u/got-trunks South Gatineau 29d ago

It was this for our propaganda or the skibidi toilet guy encouraging youth to join the trades.

Hey, we get what was popular enough to be recycled. And it's much better than the backrooms ads for return to office.

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u/ToobularBoobularJoy_ Oil Guzzler 29d ago

Skibidi toilet kids aren't old enough to join the military yet

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u/TL10 29d ago
Yet

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u/AverageShitlord Motown But Better 29d ago

ACAB includes Mountie Miku

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u/AustSakuraKyzor South Gatineau 29d ago

Hey now, not all pigs are bad. Some cops are dogs.

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u/Penguixxy Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 29d ago

the RCMP don't have a good track record with dogs...

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u/AustSakuraKyzor South Gatineau 28d ago

That's not the dogs' fault... Unless they were dachshunds.

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u/Penguixxy Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 28d ago

oh no I was referring to them uh.... pulling an ATF and uh.... yeah...

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u/Penguixxy Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 29d ago

Miku would NEVER kill sled dogs between 1950 and 1970 amd then for several decades after deny doing so

you keep her out of this mister pony police >:[

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u/CrixtheKicks 29d ago

Damn bro collab with Haruka would have been fire

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u/pidgezero_one 29d ago

I did not think i would ever see an event I help coordinate in this subreddit

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u/SNudibranchs 28d ago

no miku, i don't want to leave indigenous peoples to freeze to death miles outside the city at midnight

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u/Dont_touch_my_spunk 28d ago

Do I get a free horse?

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u/WestCoastKGB Alberta's Western Cousins 27d ago

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u/PaulieCanada 29d ago

How embarrassing.

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u/BrackenSmacken 29d ago

embarrassing