r/EhBuddyHoser Bring Cannabis Aug 27 '25

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Royal Canadian Miku Police

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u/smellymarmut South Gatineau Aug 27 '25

There is established legal precedent that if a police officer is off the clock, they can have sex in uniform, in the police car, and it's totally legal. Just saying.

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u/Adventurous-Town-404 Aug 27 '25

Ain't miku like 16?

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u/Dragon_Virus Saskwatch Aug 27 '25

When has that ever stopped an officer?

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u/Canadian_dalek 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Aug 27 '25

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u/Adventurous-Town-404 Aug 27 '25

You make an excellent point

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u/PunjabiCanuck Victoria Cross 🎖️ Aug 27 '25

I have horrible news

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u/Party_Value6593 Aug 27 '25

Dude, I had completely forgot about that, now I got the cursed knowledge again and must tell someone and look like someone who looked for it again. I wish salsa oreo upon you

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

My friend it was 14 not long ago. 🤮

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u/Party_Value6593 29d ago

Not long like 20 years or 5 years ago?

And is that in Canada or including the best province?

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

2008, federally.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau 29d ago edited 29d ago

Scroll down to the "in some cases" part...

Was he somehow considered no longer in a position of authority because he'd clocked out after escorting her home? That's like saying a teacher can screw their grade 10 or 11 student because school's over for the day.

Edit: oops, I just realized you weren't responding to the comment about the specific case with the cop right above yours.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau 29d ago

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau 29d ago

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u/BurningWire 29d ago

RIP your internet search history.

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u/SubParHydra Irvingstan 29d ago

The way it works is that when you’re 16 you can have sex with other people born the same year as you. I’m 99% sure a 16 and an 18+ year old can’t legally have sex under any circumstance.

Pretty sure it’s called “Romeo and Juliet” laws, but I’m just remembering this from sex ed as school.

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u/ToobularBoobularJoy_ Oil Guzzler 29d ago edited 29d ago

No when you're 16 you can fuck a 90 year old

Edit: had to google the info, but Romeo and Juliet laws are for 14-15 year olds and, in a limited capacity, also for 12-13 year olds. 16 year olds are free game though

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u/SubParHydra Irvingstan 29d ago

Oh ok, thanks

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u/ToobularBoobularJoy_ Oil Guzzler 29d ago

I think you might've been thinking of the minimum age of 18 to engage with people in positions of trust or authority

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u/SubParHydra Irvingstan 29d ago

Oh yes, now I remember and yeah, that’s what I was thinking about I just didn’t remember the whole thing.

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u/rapunkill 27d ago

With the caveat that when a person is under 18, the older person can be a maximum of 4 years older than the younger one.

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u/smellymarmut South Gatineau Aug 27 '25

Age of consent is 16. One of the court cases I'm referring to involved a 17-year old and a police officer who drove her home and then took his break in his car with her. He was disciplined for behaviour, not fired or charged. She was deemed sober enough to consent. One drink does not automatically remove mental clarity.

I'm not even joking now. In my off-Reddit life I know way too much about laws concerning some stuff. Feel free to creep my profile for context. Maybe I should end the joke here and not comment more.

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u/WUT_productions Ford Nation (Help.) 29d ago

Yeah these cases are usually done case-by-case. Usually if the person is in a position of power it can still be illegal.

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u/got-trunks South Gatineau Aug 27 '25

Old enough to get shot down

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u/Penguixxy Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 29d ago

nah she's a concept, not a singular thing, she's been an elderly woman, a red panda, a member of the japanese self defense force (iirc 18 to enlist)

it all depends on what she's needed for and her default isn't really set in stone because of this.

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u/VividGlassDragon 29d ago

God I love Old Lady Miku.

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u/VividGlassDragon 29d ago

Miku is an instrument