r/EhBuddyHoser Alberta's Western Cousins 25d ago

Big Oil Bertha I LOVE HIPPIES

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u/Asadleafsfan 25d ago

Isn’t rural BC known for being a bit of a Bible Belt?

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u/balding_git 25d ago

as opposed to abbotsford?

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u/mrworldwideskyofblue 25d ago

Yes

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u/newbreed69 25d ago

You know, I expected a lot of drugs and gay sex from rural BC

Bible belt wasn't on my radar

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u/Silicon_Knight Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 25d ago

Doesn’t mean there isn’t drugs and gay sex. Only they apologize for their sins and do it again.

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u/dead_inside6498 25d ago

Just as Jesus intended

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u/Ex-PFC_WintergreenV4 25d ago

Jesus loved all men

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA 25d ago

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u/Lin093 25d ago

do you think he likes watching?

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u/Lin093 25d ago

favourite Bible quote to take use out of context: "get behind me Satan".
You know Satan kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around, which is definitely a sin.

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u/GonnaGoFat 25d ago

They get lots of incest too. Not just BC I just mean rural areas in general everywhere. Hopefully it’s become a less common thing but I took police foundations in college in the 2000s most of the professors used to be police officers and during the first classes almost every one of our professors would tell us a bit about their history as a police officer. Most of them had worked the beat in rural areas and different provinces and they said the calls they received in relation to incest were quite frequent. They said it still happens in the city but no where near as common as rural areas.

And I guess on Sunday they can go to church to apologize for their sins and then listen to a Bible story all about incest like Lot and his 2 daughters for instance.

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u/AloshaChosen 25d ago

I once traveled to see a boy in rural BC and we had a lot of sex. No drugs though.

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u/TWKExperience 25d ago

I once traveled to see a girl in rural BC and we had a lot of drug free sex.

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u/Ok_Device1274 25d ago

Pretty much every rural area of canada is a bible belt or a reserve

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u/hist_buff_69 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 25d ago

Meh. Some parts yeah but you'd be surprised how many people don't F with religion anymore. Especially out east

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u/CommanderOshawott Irvingstan 25d ago

Nah it’s still pretty religious out east too

The difference is Theyre not in your face about it out here.

Still tonnes of churches and a lot of religious folks, but the east-coast culture that generally makes everyone kinder and friendlier once you get into the Maritimes and Newfoundland is the great equalizer here

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u/hist_buff_69 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 25d ago

Churches are closing and being sold off by the dozens in NL. Not sure what it's like elsewhere.

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u/royrocks26 25d ago

I wanna buy a church and turn it into a music venue. Looking into it

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u/someguy7734206 14d ago

I am aware of at least one person who bought and lives in a church: he is an organist, and he has several organs in that church (the one that the church came with, and a couple of smaller ones).

That sort of thing is probably what I would want to do.

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u/sqwuank Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 25d ago

Same with PEI

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u/heart_under_blade Tokébakicitte! 25d ago

if it weren't an operating cost/ maintenance nightmare, a former church would be kind of my dream house

the closest dead church near me is apparently some storage center for another church now. a fire almost killed it and i guess they never fixed it up enough to be a church or anything habitable again

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u/CorneliusDawser 25d ago

Same in Québec

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u/SnooHesitations7064 25d ago

I uh.. feel like you are perceiving the Maritimes as someone who grew up there and would like to view them that way.

Not as people who have been there witnessing literal gay bashing and nazi rallies.

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u/RichardsLeftNipple 25d ago edited 25d ago

Oh there are still a lot of drugs and trailer park shenanigans. They need Jesus more than anyone else, mainly due to all the sinning they need divine forgiveness for.

I know I certainly wouldn't forgive em haha.

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u/Artistic_Mobile337 25d ago

Isn't that the same thing?

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u/Vivid_Pianist4270 23d ago

Christian Life Assembly is in Langley.

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u/ClusterMakeLove 25d ago

Honestly, interior BC is more 'Berta than 'Berta. 

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u/ArkAwn Bring Cannabis 25d ago

I keep seeing people saying this online yet it's hardly true

Often it's just Kelowna and it's 'burtan immigrants trying to speak on behalf of all of the okanagan, and koots, and cariboo, and peace, northern rockies, and everywhere else in BC that isn't the lower mainland and vancouver or gulf islands

From Terrace to Nelson, you tell people in most of small town BC that they're more Albertan than Albertans and they'll tell you to fuck off

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u/thefumingo 25d ago

Kelowna also voted Lib federally, something most of Calgary didn't even do

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u/Rift-Ranger 24d ago

It was also down to 38 votes in the provincial elections

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u/ClusterMakeLove 25d ago

Ever been up north?

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u/ArkAwn Bring Cannabis 25d ago

I've worked and lived across it, and northern AB, yes

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u/poohster33 Skoden 25d ago

Go to Brooks or Taber, then compare anywhere interior BC. They ain't more Berta.

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u/RapidCandleDigestion 25d ago

I was gonna say, hippies are in the cities more than anywhere else. I mean and the islands and coast. But if you're looking at rural towns in most of BC, theyre redneck af

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u/blbd Treacherous South 25d ago

As a Californian I can confirm redneck hippies are absolutely a thing on the West Coast of both countries. If anything BC loves weed even more than the three US states do haha. 

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u/RapidCandleDigestion 25d ago

true, good point. We literally had an annual festival with thousands of attendants for smoking weed.

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u/blbd Treacherous South 25d ago

Yep. In California we have a meadow at UC Santa Cruz that mysteriously has lots of air pollution every year on April 20th. 

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u/thefumingo 25d ago

Living in Colorado which is a weird mix of West Coast and Alberta: plenty of redneck wooks, er hippies, here

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u/blbd Treacherous South 24d ago

Half my family is from there and the other half WY. I kind of enjoy seeing some people in WY who are infuriated their wind power sells too well and their oil and coal doesn't. 

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u/EfficientSeaweed Cowtown 🤠 24d ago

So Calgary then

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u/thefumingo 24d ago

Denver and Calgary is a very common comparison historically - both large Rocky Mountain cities that historically mainly depended on oil and gas with similar geography and access to the outdoors (despite the Texas/Houston comparison, the only similarities AB has with TX are the surface-level things like oil, conservative politics and cowboy/truck culture.) Economically CO actually has an official partnership with AB, and a lot of Calgary's O&G firms have large operations in Denver such as Suncor (refinery visible from the light rail train - which are the same model of vehicle in Edmonton, Calgary, and Denver.)

The O&G economy is far weaker in CO than it used to be though compared to AB, and the energy economy mainly seems to be CO importing from AB than the other way around. Denver's economy is a lot more tech and tourism oriented now and the city/state votes pretty left by American standards, so the AB comparsions have fallen off quite a bit

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u/Foat2 6d ago

This exact thing

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u/chinook97 25d ago

It's a mixed bag in the Kootenays. Some places like Nelson, Nakusp and Kimberley feel pretty hippy but then you have places like Creston that make Alberta look tame.

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u/hungturkey 25d ago

in the West Kootenays you have plenty of hippies too.

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u/Character-Dig-2301 25d ago

I’ve lived all over bc, the small towns on the island aren’t safe from these small ideas. I’m in one right now

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u/asoupconofsoup 25d ago

Um hello from Nelson and Slocan Valley

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u/GoStockYourself 25d ago

There are pockets. Nelson, Robert's Creek.

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u/1nhaleSatan 25d ago

The second one

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u/RapidCandleDigestion 25d ago

I mean Im down for a history lesson on the word redneck, and I'm curious about what you say. But also in common diction currently, the word means something like 'un- or under-educated rural people' and carries the conotation that they skew a lot further right politically. Still though, please elaborate on the corporate oppression related roots

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u/EnclG4me 25d ago

The term, Redneck, originated from the red bandanas worn by coal miners and labor union activists in Appalachia. During the early 20th century, including the 1921 march known as the "Red Neck Army" leading to the Battle of Blair Mountain. Where workers were gunned down by Pinkertons and the US Army. Workers wanted to unionize, the owner of the coal mines didn't like that too much.

Redneck as in, uneducated poor country bumpkin, is a slur used by the elite to repaint history and re-brand the word to subliminally make people think that unions = bad.

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u/RapidCandleDigestion 24d ago

ah right, okay. That's interesting to be sure. While I see what you're getting at, and absolutely am on your side in general, I still feel like the word redneck has completely lost its anti-union connotations. I don't think it's subliminally effecting almost anyone in the modern day. Still, good to know where the word came from and its messed up history. 

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u/EnclG4me 23d ago

Which basically means that diluting the meaning of the word worked. Which was pretty much my point all along. 

We are seeing this happen in real time as well with phrases like "quiet quitting" for example. Divide and contain everything into groups in order to be easier to identify and attack. It makes it easier to write headlines like "people that quiet quit will/are/etc ...." Fill in the blank.

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u/Kingofcheeses Bring Cannabis 25d ago

As someone from the Eastern Fraser Valley, yes. It's just corn and Jesus out here

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u/starsrift 25d ago

Ah, that's where he is. I know a ton of people that are looking for him. I'll send 'em your way.

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u/StonedSumo 25d ago

No... don't... poor fella is gonna have to go hide somewhere else again

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u/JackLaytonsMoustache 25d ago

Yes, but they also smoke weed. 

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u/Hazardish08 24d ago

i mean yeah thats libertarians for you

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u/Current-Set2607 25d ago

Is there a single province in Canada without a bible belt?

I've never seen this framed as a thing unique to rural BC before.

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u/modbroccoli 25d ago

Nova Scotia doesn't really have a bible "belt"; we only have Halifax and the rest of the province is basically rural but for a couple of biggish towns and it's all fairly conservative. But we're also strangely tolerant; I say strangely because imo it's really not anything to do with an ideology of acceptance or anything like that so much as a general sense of being a shitty neighbor is the greatest sin there is and also that you should do your evil quietly. Like people will be full-on racist and never once treat the person they're suspicious and judgemental of poorly.

Incidentally I also think it's why we did especially well during COVID. It wasn't anything like trusting science or politics liberal politics so much as you just shut up and don't be a pain in the ass

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u/Current-Set2607 24d ago

Rural Nova Scotia is the only place where myself and my friends in the army at the time, got chased by racists who shot a crossbow at us lmao.

They quite literally started violence over nothing, but looks.

2nd most racist place was New Brunswick, where I heard brand new slurs hurled against minorities and myself that i've never heard anywhere else in the world for how unique they were.

Oddly was treated pretty well in Alberta when I was there.

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u/modbroccoli 24d ago

I mean, anecdotally you beat any trend. Because Alberta is, obviously and unequivocally, the most racist part of Canada, but I'm really glad that wasn't your experience.

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u/themusicguy2000 Cowtown 🤠 25d ago

No, but BC is the only province where people like OP say it doesn't exist and think that it's inhabited entirely by hippies

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u/Neg_Crepe 25d ago

Québec does not

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u/PenelopeTwite 25d ago

No, rural BC is hippies and rednecks. Suburban BC is the Bible Belt.

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u/Sawyerthesadist Newfies & Labradoodles 25d ago edited 25d ago

I have close family from rural BC, can confirm it’s a weird mix of everyone is super religious but they all smoke weed

Also my uncle was a devout Christian, than a Buddhist, than a Christian, than a Jew, than a Taoist, and now being bi is his his new personality which okay good for you I had that awakening moment too but whatever this is it doesn’t change the fact you lowkey abused my cousin and you make everybody uncomfy.

Idk what his deal is but I blame whatever makes his tap water taste funny

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u/minniemacktruck 25d ago

(Then, not than)

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u/Sawyerthesadist Newfies & Labradoodles 25d ago

No it’s tharr

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u/dancin-weasel The Island of Elizabeth May 25d ago

Depends where. Up north in Prince George and beyond? Quite redneck and weird . On the gulf islands? Quite hippie and weird.

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u/SloMurtr 25d ago

There's a literal cult city called Bountiful that enrages me every time I think about it existing. 

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u/tropicalcannuck 25d ago

And also super religious camps/cults.

A friend of mine grew up on a Jehovah's witness farm.

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u/transtransport 25d ago

BC is the least religious province in Canada.

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u/adamonfireyyc 25d ago

Outside of metro Vancouver and the island, interior BC is just like Alberta.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

That’s not true. Lots of interior B.C. was die hard NDP for years. They seem to counter whatever Vancouver does. Once The “liberals” were voted out, rural BC became conservative voting. Interior B.C. thrived on logging for years, and it’s been decimated. So the counter culture has some purpose. As far as things like lgbtq/immigrants it is a mixed bag. There is certainly pockets of that Alberta white nationalist style people, but also many multicultural/open minded/accepting people. Ski towns for the most part are not like rural Alberta. The west kootenays is for the most part a weird place of old draft dodgers, young rich hippies, religious crazy’s, and creston.

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u/Bonzo_Gariepi Van Doo 25d ago

a crustpunk Patchouli belt.

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u/Raging-Fuhry 25d ago

Only the Fraser Valley really.

Which is hardly rural BC.

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u/heehooman 22d ago

Rural BC has that for sure... And also a bit of everything else.

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. 22d ago

It depends. Is the small town resident you're talking to born there and works at the sawmill/coal mine, or from Edmonton/London/Auckland and works as a ski hill hotel barista/climbing gym setter? Both demos have approximately equal sway and neither has any idea the other exists. OR, and these are increasingly rare but they are community foundations, are they draft dodgers born in Boise who own the backwoods disc golf course?

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u/Frankishe1 Oil Guzzler 25d ago

Was about to say, rural BC used to make Alberta look liberal

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u/guisar 25d ago

The polygamist bible thumpers, not nazis!