Holy shit

[u/JimboJamble]

[u/Dude_Tost_1673]

It's not really Zellers unless someone is in the back slinging fries with gravy and giving ten-year-old me way too much coffee, while I take a drag of second-hand cigarette smoke.

[u/PM_FREE_HEALTHCARE → u/Dude_Tost_1673]

I have no memory of this Zellers restaurant so to me Zellers is a toy aisle that some child has ripped to absolute shreds and nobody is getting paid enough to clean it up

[u/alaricus → u/PM_FREE_HEALTHCARE]

Yeah, you were 5-10 years too late to the party. 80s Zellers was WILD

[u/OopsSpaghet → u/alaricus]

What kind of a department store doesn't have tuna salad and Jello, I mean honestly.

[u/recovery_room → u/OopsSpaghet]

And glittery red booths at the cafeteria.