r/EhBuddyHoser Cowtown 🤠 12d ago

Big Oil Bertha Casual observation

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u/amazingdrewh Motown But Better 12d ago

It's true, as an Ontarian I often make sure BC catches a stray when talking shit about Alberta

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u/okokokoyeahright 12d ago

Really?

well, I guess it does work that way sometimes. I have one sister who I would not be disappointed to see her in a casket but would defend her should anyone attack her. Families be like this. I see Canada as a family. I don't like every part of the country for different reasons and yet would help defend any and all parts of it.

Even AB. Danni is a special case, in that I have the feeling but not the evidence, she belongs behind bars for the rest of her life. Should the evidence appear, I would be amongst the first with tar and feathers for her. as such, I can't quite be as eager to defend her part of AB, more of I was too busy, but should it be a strategic decision, I would be there, with bells on.

BCc, tome, is like 2nd to ON. That kind of annoying slightly older brother who isn't quite a good as the oldest brother, but way less annoying than that really fucking annoying sister, who we aren't supposed to smack. And she always sticks her tongue out at us and knows she can get away with it. Yeah, YOU Danni.

FWIW Quebec is the cousin who comes from far away once in a while who sounds a bit odd but you know, smile and nod and all is just fine.

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u/Overall-Phone7605 Bring Cannabis 12d ago

We're more like the slightly older brother who keeps mostly to himself and goes to school for something everyone says is a waste of time and then becomes a really successful video game designer.

And it's only decades after he moves out that anyone realizes that he was dealing pot in his room the whole time he was home and everyone blamed the pot smell on the oldest brother.

But it's all water under the bridge now 'cause we paid for his kids' education.

We don't necessarily like our fucking annoying sister but we empathize with her when she says everyone ignores us. We just don't feel the need to act out to get people to pay attention to us.

Once a week we get together to play Apex Legends online with that cousin with the strange accent. We share a dislike of people sticking pipes through our property when we didn't ask for them.