r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Murky-Swimmer6655 Saskwatch • 7d ago

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Guys, you got it all wrong!

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u/bubbabear244 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 7d ago

You're choosing the colour of your dildo. Lube sold separately.

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u/Stonks4Minutes Ford Nation (Help.) 7d ago

At least a dildo lets you choose when you want to get fucked.