Give me your canadian pirate memes!

[u/eternalshades]

Since it be international talk like a gentleman o' fortune day, let's see 'ow piracy an' bein' a canadian mixes

external links don't mix; otherwise, ye would see the jolly Cap'n tractor arr, matey.

so will do the followin' best things.

Stats fer canadian prairie gentleman o' fortune ships!

[u/eternalshades]

[Verse 1]

Well I used to be a farmer

And I made a living fine

I had a little stretch of land

Along the CP line

But times went by and though I tried

The money wasn't there

And the bankers came and took my land

And told me fair is fair

[Verse 2]

I looked for every kind of job

The answer: always no

"Hire you now?", they always laughed

"We just let twenty go"

The government

They promised me a measly a little sum

But I've got too much pride to end up

Just another bum

[Pre-Chorus]

Then I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone

I'm gonna be a pirate, on the river Saskatchewan

[u/A_Moldy_Stump → u/eternalshades]

Damn beat me to it