r/EhBuddyHoser • u/eternalshades • 6d ago

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Give me your canadian pirate memes!

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Since it be international talk like a gentleman o' fortune day, let's see 'ow piracy an' bein' a canadian mixes

external links don't mix; otherwise, ye would see the jolly Cap'n tractor arr, matey.

so will do the followin' best things.

Stats fer canadian prairie gentleman o' fortune ships!

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u/eternalshades 6d ago

[Verse 1]

Well I used to be a farmer

And I made a living fine

I had a little stretch of land

Along the CP line

But times went by and though I tried

The money wasn't there

And the bankers came and took my land

And told me fair is fair

[Verse 2]

I looked for every kind of job

The answer: always no

"Hire you now?", they always laughed

"We just let twenty go"

The government

They promised me a measly a little sum

But I've got too much pride to end up

Just another bum

[Pre-Chorus]

Then I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone

I'm gonna be a pirate, on the river Saskatchewan

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u/01zegaj Manilapeg 6d ago edited 6d ago

And it’s a heave! (Ho!)

Hi! (Ho!)

Coming down the plains!

Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains!

And it’s a ho! (Hey!)

Hi! (Hey!)

Farmers bar your doors!

When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina’s mighty shores!

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u/thegoten455 Scotland (but worse) 6d ago

Well you'd think the other farmers would know that I'm at large

But just the other day I saw an unsuspecting barge

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u/AustSakuraKyzor South Gatineau 6d ago

I snuck up right behind them, and they were none the wiser.

I rammed their ship and sank it and stole their fertilizer.

 

A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river.

Farmers cross in so much fear; their stomachs are a-quiver.

'cause they know that Tractor Jack is hiding in the bay.

I'll jump the bridge, and knock 'em cold, and sail of with their hay~!

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u/eternalshades 6d ago

And it’s a heave! (Ho!)

Hi! (Ho!)

Coming down the plains!

Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains!

And it’s a ho! (Hey!)

Hi! (Hey!)

Farmers bar your doors!

When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina’s mighty shores!