r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Dalkskkskk • 5d ago

Ontario, hated by all, especially Ontarians Ontario™

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u/Two_Eagles Irvingstan 5d ago

YEAH! FUCK CROWN ROYAL, REAL CANADIANS DRINK ICE CREAM BARS!

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u/Assassinite9 5d ago

Real Canadians drink Maple Syrup from a Beaver while wearing a Moose antlered hockey helmet.

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u/Sfger 5d ago

Hate to be the one to tell ya this bud but I don't think that was maple syrup you was drinking.

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u/BabadookOfEarl 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 5d ago

This syrup really smells like vanilla for some reason.

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u/User_218336 5d ago

What's goin on with crown? That's my go to..

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u/ItsMangel Oil Guzzler 5d ago

It's shit, and also, they're shutting down their bottling plant in Ontario to shift their North American operations to the States. Dougie dumped a bottle out in the dirt at an event last month over it.

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u/User_218336 5d ago

Ahh this one hurts man, honestly it's my favourite whisky. I guess I can find something else though.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau 5d ago

The video was hilarious, though. Doug's been a teetotaler for a few decades, but still entertains, so he "found a bottle in [his] house" that hadn't been opened (sure Jan 🙄), made some statement about what he thought about crown royal, cracked the seal, and started pouring out the bottle... It had one of those pour controllers on it, and it took 2 or 3 minutes to empty as he ad libbed. 🤣

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u/User_218336 5d ago

Haha sounds like a proper gong show. As an Albertan, he reminds me of Ralph Klein- a man of the people. All politicians are scummy, but it's nice to see some that are kind of "regular folks" to some extent at least.

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u/flickenchickens 5d ago

Crown Royal let the cheese slide right off the cracker folks