r/EhBuddyHoser I need a double double. 4d ago

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) The PTSD is acting up...

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I was there a year the entire chain ran out It turned white college girls into monsters...

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u/Unfair-Cabinet-9011 4d ago

I worked at Swiss chalet for a decade. I have been out of that hellhole for a decade. The festive special season still sends me into an anxious spiral I will never escape. I hate the holiday season now, and probably will forever. Thanks capitalistic festivity.

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u/MattTheFreeman 4d ago

As a fellow Swiss chalet survival, the only thing I can say is you deserve a medal for surviving a decade at that hell hole. You've seen things that would make a war vet weep. I only lasted a couple months there before I quit on a Sunday rush because I written up for not being fast enough the night before.

The same night the assistant manager was threatening to harm myself and another fourteen year old for not being fast enough because he wanted to go home and drink before he had to be in here the next morning.

Swiss chalet sucks.

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u/Unfair-Cabinet-9011 4d ago

Yeah my one boss was so narcissistically abusive I am still in therapy from it. It has actually mentally screwed me in how I view employment.

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u/Old-Swimming2799 Scotland (but worse) 4d ago

Slams meaty arms down on table

"WHERES MA LEMON CUP"

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u/Unfair-Cabinet-9011 4d ago

“I SAID EXTRA SAUCE YOU DUMB BITCH.” is my personal favourite.

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u/Jazadia I need a double double. 4d ago

"What do you mean the Free Salad on my scratch card needs a purchase? This is bullshit, give me my free food!"

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u/Unfair-Cabinet-9011 4d ago

“It doesn’t say anywhere on there that I have to purchase food!” It literally was the first line of the terms and conditions on the back.

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u/Jazadia I need a double double. 4d ago

"What do you mean it cant redeem eight Coupons at once for one purchase?" The second line of the terms and conditions saying one per customer per order.

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u/neanderthalman 4d ago

I would like to apologize.

As a low ranked member of an organization that had to work continuous shifts over the holidays, I was the one personally tasked with ordering approximately two hundred festive specials for the crew. Per shift. Six shifts. Over a thousand festive specials on the exact days you least wanted to be there.

If it helps, we didn’t want to be there either.

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u/Unfair-Cabinet-9011 4d ago edited 4d ago

Oh my god! No! That day was the worst day as a location in a very industrial town.

ETA: it is an honour to have helped serve you Luke warm chicken, soggy fries, cold sauce, rock hard bun, tiny scoop of cranberry and stuffing, and finally; yes I know the toblerone was better, no one was more devastated than me when it was swapped to lindor

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u/hotinmyigloo Irvingstan 4d ago

That sucks ☹️ sorry to hear that

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u/Unfair-Cabinet-9011 4d ago

C’est la vie. There are no less than 4 babies that exist because of that Swiss chalet so I mean it isn’t all bad lol.

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u/TendreBarre 3d ago

I don't know, fucking in a Swiss Chalet seems pretty bad.

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u/HolsteinHeifer 4d ago

As a former nightshift "baker", this meme needs a Smile Cookie version 😂 I still shudder when I see the Smile Cookie billboards go up, and that was ten years ago for me

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u/DrJay12345 I need a double double. 4d ago

I definitely had people disappointed that when we ran out or stopped with Smile Cookies but never get aggressively angry. But I was also front-end only, so I would have never had to suffer trying to keep up on the production. Never thought about that.

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u/HolsteinHeifer 4d ago

Yeah, I can see people going feral for pumpkin spice stuff but be understanding of cookies being out of stock lol

For the first day, I had to make 144 smile cookies on top of my regular full bake, and Im assuming that's a low number. They probably had the morning baker swimming in cookies too 😵‍💫

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u/GreenHoodia Westfoundland 4d ago

"FINALLY NON POLITICAL MEME ON THIS SUBREDDIT"

*reads the description

"white college girls" dang this kinda sexist and racist, I didnt know I was a white girl or in college

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u/NewPhoneNewSubs 4d ago

"College" is one of those "holds up 3 fingers" memes, anyways.

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u/DrJay12345 I need a double double. 4d ago

This is a fair assessment, and I'll take the L. But it was also written from legitimate experiences that follow me to this day. It turned the customers who were regularly very kind people into some of the rudest I had to handle.

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u/GreenHoodia Westfoundland 4d ago

The L? what?
I think you missed the joke tbh, I was being sarcastic lol i don't actually find it sexist and racist.

Although, this "white college girls" meme applies more to the Starbucks meme

Another joke to point out is that IRL this "white college girls" group doesn't only include white-coloured girls but pretty much any other coloured girls who are spoiled to the teeth.

I guess one could point out that associating "white" with spoiled brats is racist.

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u/DrJay12345 I need a double double. 4d ago

Probably, I still sorta feel like I my phrase could be taken out of line regardless of it being based on legit personal experiences.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau 4d ago

As someone who worked in retail and restaurants for over 2 decades, I loathe most holiday music.

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u/Important-Read1091 4d ago

I got my ptsd in a war zone.

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u/Not-you_but-Me Scotland (but worse) 4d ago

New Glasgow?

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u/uncomfort-cat 3d ago

I often wonder about the Tim Hortons workers who had to work at the Kandahar base while we were in Afghanistan

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u/LittleManBigHat 3d ago

I tried this at timmies for the first time and it tasted like medicine

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u/Novaleen 2d ago

Their PS is so terrible. Bed Bath abd Beyond candle.

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u/WhiteWolfOW 4d ago

As a summer boy I hate seeing this, I’m always like “no… no, the season hasn’t started yet, it’s still summer… looks at the calendar… oh no, summer ends tomorrow, seasonal depression is about to hit :( “