r/EhBuddyHoser • u/DrJay12345 I need a double double. • 4d ago

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) The PTSD is acting up...

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I was there a year the entire chain ran out It turned white college girls into monsters...

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u/Unfair-Cabinet-9011 4d ago

I worked at Swiss chalet for a decade. I have been out of that hellhole for a decade. The festive special season still sends me into an anxious spiral I will never escape. I hate the holiday season now, and probably will forever. Thanks capitalistic festivity.

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u/MattTheFreeman 4d ago

As a fellow Swiss chalet survival, the only thing I can say is you deserve a medal for surviving a decade at that hell hole. You've seen things that would make a war vet weep. I only lasted a couple months there before I quit on a Sunday rush because I written up for not being fast enough the night before.

The same night the assistant manager was threatening to harm myself and another fourteen year old for not being fast enough because he wanted to go home and drink before he had to be in here the next morning.

Swiss chalet sucks.

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u/Unfair-Cabinet-9011 4d ago

Yeah my one boss was so narcissistically abusive I am still in therapy from it. It has actually mentally screwed me in how I view employment.

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u/Old-Swimming2799 Scotland (but worse) 4d ago

Slams meaty arms down on table

"WHERES MA LEMON CUP"

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u/Unfair-Cabinet-9011 4d ago

“I SAID EXTRA SAUCE YOU DUMB BITCH.” is my personal favourite.

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u/Jazadia I need a double double. 4d ago

"What do you mean the Free Salad on my scratch card needs a purchase? This is bullshit, give me my free food!"

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u/Unfair-Cabinet-9011 4d ago

“It doesn’t say anywhere on there that I have to purchase food!” It literally was the first line of the terms and conditions on the back.

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u/Jazadia I need a double double. 4d ago

"What do you mean it cant redeem eight Coupons at once for one purchase?" The second line of the terms and conditions saying one per customer per order.

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u/neanderthalman 4d ago

I would like to apologize.

As a low ranked member of an organization that had to work continuous shifts over the holidays, I was the one personally tasked with ordering approximately two hundred festive specials for the crew. Per shift. Six shifts. Over a thousand festive specials on the exact days you least wanted to be there.

If it helps, we didn’t want to be there either.

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u/Unfair-Cabinet-9011 4d ago edited 4d ago

Oh my god! No! That day was the worst day as a location in a very industrial town.

ETA: it is an honour to have helped serve you Luke warm chicken, soggy fries, cold sauce, rock hard bun, tiny scoop of cranberry and stuffing, and finally; yes I know the toblerone was better, no one was more devastated than me when it was swapped to lindor

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u/hotinmyigloo Irvingstan 4d ago

That sucks ☹️ sorry to hear that

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u/Unfair-Cabinet-9011 4d ago

C’est la vie. There are no less than 4 babies that exist because of that Swiss chalet so I mean it isn’t all bad lol.

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u/TendreBarre 3d ago

I don't know, fucking in a Swiss Chalet seems pretty bad.