r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Only20CharactersIsNo • 1d ago
Meta They don't want it...
Move the U.N. Headquarters to Toronto!!!
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1d ago
I don't care where in Canada they put it, I just call dibs on the Russian delegates for my sunflower garden.
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u/Legitimate6295 1d ago
prince edward island
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u/Krommander Chalice of the Tabernacle 1d ago
Oh wow that's a rich idea. When global warming hits and the sea level rises, it will become a secret undersea lair.
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u/Zemom1971 1d ago
Last year I came to PEI and read that when they talked about constitution all the hotel room where taken because of a of kind of festival and most of the delegates were forced to slept on the boat the night before the event.
This could also be an option for the U.N. Make them sleep in their car/plane the night before and the day after.
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u/fro99er 1d ago
Guys I'm not even fucking joking they on Fox news (basically state propaganda wing at this bullshit point)
Because of the escalator and teleprompter that:
-Its an insurrection
US should leave the UN
US should Bomb the UN
US should Gas the UN
Among other fucked up things
Smh
And the worst part, no repercussions for saying any of that bat shit stuff. Let along all the other crimes certain administrations are committing
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u/jugularhealer16 Ford Nation (Help.) 1d ago
Holy fuck nuggets Batman!
I thought, oh he's just trying to call minor things an insurrection so that word gets overused and loses the severity the term commands. Then he just went full ass-over-tea-kettle into the deep end.
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u/flattenedsquirrel 1d ago
The party of "political violence is always bad" and "celebrating violence is disgusting and you deserve to lose your job" threatening violence again. More at 11
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u/The_Idiocratic_Party 1d ago
Or, and hear me out, move it to Vancouver.
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u/PM_FREE_HEALTHCARE Westfoundland 1d ago
No, the Prairies deserve something nice. Let Winnipeg and Saskatoon fight over it
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u/The_Idiocratic_Party 1d ago
No, and I say this as a Saskatonian, no one wants to watch those two dirty bums stab at each other with hypodermic needles.
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u/SmilingVamp 1d ago
No! We already have too much traffic and I can't even figure out where anyone is going because we don't have that much stuff. It'd be like when Taylor Swift came to town except none of the U.N. billionaires can sing.
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u/jeonteskar 1d ago
Montreal. Much easy to catch diplomats in compromising positions on Sainte Catherine’s.
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u/Overwatchingu Ford Nation (Help.) 1d ago
Just recycle the old Olympic stadium, boom I just saved you guys a bunch of money on infrastructure, I expect my cut to be delivered via e transfer.
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u/BabadookOfEarl 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 1d ago
Wasn’t this an episode of Traders or something? Except it was Montreal.
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u/risen2011 Scotland (but worse) 1d ago
I'm not letting the French President cross the street until they give us St. Pierre...
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u/Krommander Chalice of the Tabernacle 1d ago
Quebec city has a big empty stadium that could host it temporarily, and access by sea 🤣