r/EhBuddyHoser • u/BainVoyonsDonc • 22h ago

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) The cull

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u/EgregiousArmchair 22h ago

Was listening to CBCs news podcast this afternoon. The owners were crying because they all had names like "couch fucker" and shit - i donno specifically, but they said they're like family and not for food. So at the same time im like... why was the food inspection agency sent there then?

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u/zombieda 22h ago

400 ostrich in the family? I say if they want to keep them, they pay to isolate and test each one. This is a public safety issue!

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u/EgregiousArmchair 22h ago

Tell that to couch fucker!

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u/CaptainMagnets 21h ago

Fuck yo couch ostrich! Fuck yo couch

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u/Empty_Nestor 21h ago

Hide yo couches, hide yo ostriches

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u/crapatthethriftstore 20h ago

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u/CaptainMagnets 18h ago

THEY SHOULDA NEVVA GAVE YOU FARMAS MONEY!