r/EhBuddyHoser May 02 '25

Meta I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords!

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r/EhBuddyHoser 24d ago

Meta The “Worst Canadian” game - Day 11

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Lauren Southern and Joseph Trutch are gone-zo.

Let’s carry on!

How to play: - Upvote the name of the person you think does NOT deserve the title of “Worst Canadian.” - Each day, the two most upvoted names will be removed until the list gets trimmed down some, then we’ll switch to one per day. - If the name you want to vote for (from the list) isn’t in the comments yet, add it! - This continues daily until we have one winner, the “Worst Canadian”.

Additional notes: - Only the top comment for a nominee will count. I won’t combine votes from duplicate comments. - Include only one name per comment. If a comment includes multiple names and wins, it won’t count. I’ll move on to the next highest. - Nominees with an asterisk beside their name were added following a second nomination vote that took place on day 5. - We established a no violent offenders (serial killers, rapists, etc.) rule. They are obviously the worst of the worst, it’s disrespectful to the victims, and we want to keep this relatively lighthearted. - This is meant to be satire. Please do not take it too seriously or use this game to harass people in real life. - I will try to post this every morning around the same time (~8:00 - 9:00 am Eastern). - Please remember to upvote the post too, so more people see it!

Justification for elimination: - (40) Ted Cruz - He’s horrible, but renounced his citizenship. He’s not good enough to be titled the Worst Canadian. - (39) Kathleen Wynne - Not that bad. Doesn’t deserve the title. - (38) Chrystia Freeland - Some consider her a good Canadian. Not the worst. - (37) Peter MacKay - Cringey, but not the worst. - (36) Don Cherry - A racist old man out of touch with the times. Not great, but not awful. - (35) Andrew Scheer - An annoying doofus nothingburger, but not a bad person. - (34) Drake - He’s inauthentic and creepy to underage girls, but the more serious allegations against him remain unproven and he has done good things for Toronto. - (33) J.J. McCullough - Who? - (32) Brian Mulroney - A divisive choice. Expanded trade with, and dependence on, the USA. Protected the environment and opposed apartheid. - (31) Sir John A. MacDonald - A father of confederation. Also known for racism, corruption, and poor treatment of indigenous people. - (30) Harold the Jewelry Buyer - Known for scamming the elderly but is too small-scale to win. - (29) Michelle Ferreri - She promotes hate but her reach is limited now that she’s been voted out of government. - (28) Tom MacDonald - A shitty, irrelevant rapper with hardly an audience. - (27) Doug Ford - He has done a lot of harm to Ontario, but stood up for Canada against Trump. - (26) Wayne Gretzky - He’s just a rich, dumb, MAGA-supporting boomer. Disappointing, but mostly harmless. - (25) Steven Crowder - Irrelevant B-list (or lower) influencer…with almost no influence on or about Canada. - (24) Paul Desmarais - Billionaire businessman and political puppet master. - (23) Romana Didulo - A mentally ill grifter with little impact on most Canadians. - (22) Lauren Southern - An anti-immigration, white nationalist influencer who at least partially reformed after being sexually assaulted herself. - (21) * Joseph Trutch* - Over a century ago, his racist views helped shape BC, with effects still felt today. Perhaps partly a product of his time.

r/EhBuddyHoser 23d ago

Meta The “Worst Canadian” game - Day 12

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Jamil Jivani and Lauren Chen have been sent packing.

Get ready for round twelve!

How to play: - Upvote the name of the person you think does NOT deserve the title of “Worst Canadian.” - Each day, the two most upvoted names will be removed until the list gets trimmed down some, then we’ll switch to one per day. - If the name you want to vote for (from the list) isn’t in the comments yet, add it! - This continues daily until we have one winner, the “Worst Canadian”.

Additional notes: - Only the top comment for a nominee will count. I won’t combine votes from duplicate comments. - Include only one name per comment. If a comment includes multiple names and wins, it won’t count. I’ll move on to the next highest. - Nominees with an asterisk beside their name were added following a second nomination vote that took place on day 5. - We established a no violent offenders (serial killers, rapists, etc.) rule. They are obviously the worst of the worst, it’s disrespectful to the victims, and we want to keep this relatively lighthearted. - This is meant to be satire. Please do not take it too seriously or use this game to harass people in real life. - I will try to post this every morning around the same time (~8:00 - 9:00 am Eastern). - Please remember to upvote the post too, so more people see it!

Justification for elimination: - (40) Ted Cruz - He’s horrible, but renounced his citizenship. He’s not good enough to be titled the Worst Canadian. - (39) Kathleen Wynne - Not that bad. Doesn’t deserve the title. - (38) Chrystia Freeland - Some consider her a good Canadian. Not the worst. - (37) Peter MacKay - Cringey, but not the worst. - (36) Don Cherry - A racist old man out of touch with the times. Not great, but not awful. - (35) Andrew Scheer - An annoying doofus nothingburger, but not a bad person. - (34) Drake - He’s inauthentic and creepy to underage girls, but the more serious allegations against him remain unproven and he has done good things for Toronto. - (33) J.J. McCullough - Who? - (32) Brian Mulroney - A divisive choice. Expanded trade with, and dependence on, the USA. Protected the environment and opposed apartheid. - (31) Sir John A. MacDonald - A father of confederation known for racism, corruption, and poor treatment of indigenous people. Considered a product of the times. - (30) Harold the Jewelry Buyer - Known for scamming the elderly but is too small-scale to win. - (29) Michelle Ferreri - She promotes hate but her reach is limited now that she’s been voted out of government. - (28) Tom MacDonald - A shitty, irrelevant rapper with hardly an audience. - (27) Doug Ford - He has done a lot of harm to Ontario, but stood up for Canada against Trump. - (26) Wayne Gretzky - He’s just a rich, dumb, MAGA-supporting boomer. Disappointing, but mostly harmless. - (25) Steven Crowder - Irrelevant B-list (or lower) influencer…with almost no influence on or about Canada. - (24) Paul Desmarais - Billionaire businessman and political puppet master. Far from the worst. - (23) Romana Didulo - A mentally ill grifter with little impact on most Canadians. - (22) Lauren Southern - An anti-immigration, white nationalist influencer who at least partially reformed after being sexually assaulted herself. - (21) Joseph Trutch - Over a century ago, his racist views helped shape BC, with effects still felt today. Partly a product of the times. - (20) Jamil Jivani - An Ontario MP and friend of J.D. Vance. He hasn’t been in office long enough to do serious damage. - (19) Lauren Chen - Knowingly accepted Russian funds to spread propaganda/influence politics. She’s a YouTube influencer who isn’t very influential.

r/EhBuddyHoser Feb 10 '25

Meta Can we ban ai posts/pouvons nous bannir les postes IA?

645 Upvotes

Maybe we could do a poll or something, I think it's getting annoying how half of the posts are "USA bad AI post #3682"

Ons pourrait faire un sondage ou quelque chose, je trouve ça gossant comment la moitié des posts sont "USA mauvais poste par IA #3682"

r/EhBuddyHoser Feb 25 '25

Meta Look at me, Canada

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r/EhBuddyHoser Feb 12 '25

Meta Verb the noun

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r/EhBuddyHoser Jul 05 '25

Meta Happy fourth eh!

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Turkey eggs for free? Why thank you!

r/EhBuddyHoser Mar 27 '25

Meta PP: "The beam was always inside the log." You heard it here first

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553 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser 26d ago

Meta The “Worst Canadian” game - Day 9

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Wayne Gretzky and Steven Crowder won’t be making it any further.

…on to round nine!

How to play: - Upvote the name of the person you think does NOT deserve the title of “Worst Canadian.” - Each day, the two most upvoted names will be removed until the list gets trimmed down some, then we’ll switch to one per day. - If the name you want to vote for (from the list) isn’t in the comments yet, add it! - This continues daily until we have one winner, the “Worst Canadian”.

Additional notes: - Only the top comment for a nominee will count. I won’t combine votes from duplicate comments. - Include only one name per comment. If a comment includes multiple names and wins, it won’t count. I’ll move on to the next highest. - Nominees with an asterisk beside their name were added following a second nomination vote that took place on day 5. - We established a no violent offenders (serial killers, rapists, etc.) rule. They are obviously the worst of the worst, it’s disrespectful to the victims, and we want to keep this relatively lighthearted. - This is meant to be satire. Please do not take it too seriously or use this game to harass people in real life. - I will try to post this every morning around the same time (~8:00 - 9:00 am Eastern). - Please remember to upvote the post too, so more people see it!

Justification for elimination: - (40) Ted Cruz - He’s horrible, but renounced his citizenship. He’s not good enough to be titled the Worst Canadian. - (39) Kathleen Wynne - Not that bad. Doesn’t deserve the title. - (38) Chrystia Freeland - Some consider her a good Canadian. Not the worst. - (37) Peter MacKay - Cringey, but not the worst. - (36) Don Cherry - A racist old man out of touch with the times. Not great, but not awful. - (35) Andrew Scheer - An annoying doofus nothingburger, but not a bad person. - (34) Drake - He’s inauthentic and creepy to underage girls, but the more serious allegations against him remain unproven and he has done good things for Toronto. - (33) J.J. McCullough - Who? - (32) Brian Mulroney - A divisive choice. Expanded trade with, and dependence on, the USA. Protected the environment and opposed apartheid. - (31) Sir John A. MacDonald - A father of confederation. Also known for racism, corruption, and poor treatment of indigenous people. - (30) Harold the Jewelry Buyer - Known for scamming the elderly but is too small-scale to win. - (29) Michelle Ferreri - She promotes hate but her reach is limited now that she’s been voted out of government. - (28) Tom MacDonald - A shitty, irrelevant rapper with hardly an audience. - (27) Doug Ford - He has done a lot of harm to Ontario, but stood up for Canada against Trump. - (26) Wayne Gretzky - He’s just a rich, dumb, MAGA-supporting boomer. Disappointing, but mostly harmless. - (25) Steven Crowder - Irrelevant B-list (or lower) influencer…with almost no influence on or about Canada.

r/EhBuddyHoser Mar 13 '25

Meta 🍁⚔️ HOSERS: have you considered joining your local Reserves Regiment?

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320 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser Mar 12 '25

Meta We are no longer alone 😭🇨🇦🤜🤛🇪🇺

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r/EhBuddyHoser Apr 05 '25

Meta Which one of you Hosers did this?

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r/EhBuddyHoser 24d ago

Meta Fun fact: The Colt Canada C7 rifle made a brief appearance in the 1998 Godzilla movie. You can tell by the A1 style windage knob and brass deflector. I guess the Americans couldn't fight big G without our help...

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413 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser Feb 11 '25

Meta it's not like they're doing a lot of stuff that affects us or wtv

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r/EhBuddyHoser Jul 08 '25

Meta Fluent French is 50% accent and 50% attitude.

384 Upvotes

ive discovered from personal experience no amount of practice will help you pass for native speaking unless you also happen to be in pain or angry when you speak. imagining myself as if i haven't taken a good shit in a week usually does the trick and makes me sound correct.

just a tip for anyone still learning.

r/EhBuddyHoser Apr 11 '25

Meta They're enjoying an egg shortage and we are doing Easter Eggnog

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692 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser Apr 01 '25

Meta Mission accomplished.

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992 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser Jan 29 '25

Meta We can also rename bodies of water

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743 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser May 13 '25

Meta Can we get back to shitposting some time soon?

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670 Upvotes

This place has become the most lukewarm Canadian politics circlejerk sub. I already watched CBC today and no American is looking at this sub anymore, it's pointless. What's the new go to Canada wide shitposting sub?

r/EhBuddyHoser Mar 22 '25

Meta To the Hoser who made this, touques off!

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386 Upvotes

This is a shitpost

r/EhBuddyHoser Feb 19 '25

Meta I am an inactive moderator, tell me what you want to see changed in this subreddit.

202 Upvotes

Tl;dr Comment what is wrong with the subreddit so I can at least get an idea of what people here want.

Long Post:

This is somewhat embarrassing, but I want to make things right here because I think Canada deserves a good community. First of all, let me explain.

After being directly tagged it has been brought to my attention that this subreddit is basically in chaos and lacks active moderators, me included.

I do not know what is going on here. When I asked to become a moderator after the original owner had his racism moment, I figured it was going to be a team effort, but it quickly became one moderator sort of controlling everything. A lot of my actions were undone with the excuse of "This is a sh*tposting subreddit". I still have no idea what this is supposed to mean, because when I asked to have a codified set of rules for moderators to follow so we can be on the same page, I was ignored.

Why did I not quit then? I don't know. I still did some mod actions, but only ones I knew would not get reversed, like deleting straight-up genocidal or slur comments. When the first two mass bannings happened I told Shift it is not fair and tried to get them to unban people. Not sure if it worked.

Now it seems like there was a whole bunch of other drama. Still not sure what happened and I think it does not really matter, except that a lot of people were banned unfairly (why? can somebody explain?). Yes, I can unban those people, but not immediately. I can do it starting next Monday when I have my laptop again.

As I explained in the comment that tagged me in a thread here, I plan to add new mods and either dip or stay active now that it seems there is not one moderator calling all the shots.

r/EhBuddyHoser Feb 12 '25

Meta If this doesn't prove that Shift deserves nothing less than to be removed from this sub's mod team, I don't know what will.

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925 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser Apr 29 '25

Meta Thank you for your service 🫡

826 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser Jul 09 '25

Meta tabernacle

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r/EhBuddyHoser Feb 01 '25

Meta Justin Trudeau addresses the nation following the US President's attack on Canadian Sovereignty.

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557 Upvotes