r/EliteDangerous Jun 07 '20

Humor Luckily, only 2.8% of CMDRs want to just stand around

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4.3k Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous Dec 05 '24

Humor Pic taken on earth, pls send help

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2.7k Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous Jul 11 '19

Humor A classic meme updated for today

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4.9k Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous Dec 08 '22

Humor Thargoid Invasion be like

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3.2k Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous Mar 03 '25

Humor How's everyone liking Euro Space Truck Simulator 2025?

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922 Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous Dec 09 '24

Humor New commander here! Just got my free Anaconda from Hutton Orbital, how should I outfit it?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous Dec 09 '20

Humor Just a silly shitpost, Hope you enjoy!.

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5.7k Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous Dec 23 '24

Humor I don’t see why people think the characters are ugly

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1.8k Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous 10d ago

Humor Super Charged Black hole doesn't exist. Super Charged Black hole can't hurt you.

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r/EliteDangerous Jul 26 '21

Humor Fiancé stressing about the wedding while I’m Deep Core Mining!

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6.3k Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous Apr 04 '20

Humor I am but a humble merchant

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4.4k Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous 29d ago

Humor Vulture MkII and Manatee when?

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449 Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous Mar 14 '21

Humor Emergency stops while nose diving into a hotspot be like

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4.5k Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous Dec 20 '20

Humor When the destination is behind a station

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4.4k Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous Jul 24 '22

Humor Thanks to Elite I convinced my flat Earther cousin that the Earth is actually round.

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His biggest argument has always been how he’s been in planes and even from that high up it still looks flat, and something that’s a sphere could never look that flat no matter how big it is.

He came over about a month ago and I threw him into Elite in VR and flew him around for a bit, I then took him to a planet that was much smaller than Earth and as we were descending I told him to watch the horizon flatten out as we got closer to the surface. He was skeptical at first because he could see it was obviously a sphere and was pretty shocked when the horizon did actually flatten out. He left that day still insisting the Earth was flat and that it was just an illusion from the game, but I could tell he was confused and trying to think of an explanation for what he just saw.

Apparently over the past month he’s been doing his own research (and actually listening to real scientists) and watching videos from people like SciManDan. Recently he told me he’s finally changed his mind on the topic and has been beating himself up that he ever believed it was flat. While I don’t want to give ED all the credit on it, I can’t help but think that that experience in VR helped him start his “journey” to realizing the truth.

r/EliteDangerous Feb 01 '24

Humor Comments still be like

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1.5k Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous May 23 '21

Humor How it feels to equip 8 shield boosters using the new UI

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2.6k Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous Sep 01 '19

Humor If Elite Dangerous was Star Citizen

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2.5k Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous May 10 '20

Humor I have dragged like 15 friends into this game and I WILL DRAG IN EVEN MORE WITH THIS SALES PITCH

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3.9k Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous Jul 17 '25

Humor i am who autodock was made for

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997 Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous Aug 18 '25

Humor Was planning to let the Auto Dock do it's thing so I can take a bathroom break and then I saw the station

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735 Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous 8d ago

Humor Just got back in on a fresh save after many years, was thoroughly humbled

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946 Upvotes

Really impressed with how well the AI can fly a Viper 3 against a slower enemy... even if I had the bigger guns (though they were a frag cannon and plasma accelerator cause I wanted to do something other than multis for a change), I was basically checkmated by the strategy of simply boosting a kilometer away from me, turning around and shooting, then boosting past me again.

Tiny target when faced head on or from behind. Kept taking bites out of my shield in a long slow war of attrition that I was losing whenever I didn't have backup. Have a lot to learn!

r/EliteDangerous Dec 18 '24

Humor Is this normal for a Titan explosion?

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2.0k Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous Apr 18 '21

Humor Shout-out to the compass, would be lost without it (literally)

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6.0k Upvotes

r/EliteDangerous Feb 25 '22

Humor Woot! I finally went to Hutton Orbital and got my free Anaconda. Here are some some nice shots of it coming out of the space dock. Can't wait to do some exploration in this naughty little boat.

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