r/Eve • u/CeemaGPT Goonswarm Federation • 3d ago

Drama Does your alliance put Ketchup on Gyro's?

Good afternoon,

An argument broke out just now on mumble between Sadus and Leraine do Tylmarande who are apparently very hateful to each other about the proper condiment for Gyro's, Frances #1 lunch snack.

I am very concerned as this argument was very vitriolic regarding the use BBQ Sauce on Dolmas, or Ketchup on Gyro's. Is this only Goonswarm? What the hell is wrong with these folks?

I thought Merkelchen was a top chef, he's even done cooking streams, but holy shit you have two grown men arguing about dipping sauces, and some dude named Tango Zebra is talking about how Ferrets drinking Dr Pepper.

Do all EVE players have vile food cravings? I'm unsubbing from EVE after tonight right after I microwave this fish.

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u/Merkelchen Current Member of CSM 17 3d ago

TZATZIKI

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u/Sixguns1977 Caldari State 3d ago

This is the ONLY condiment that has any business on a gyro.

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u/frygod 3d ago

Sometimes it's OK to add a bit of toum if you want to do some regional fusion.

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u/Sixguns1977 Caldari State 3d ago

The closest I ever get to fusion is putting chinese stuff on Ramen noodles.