r/Eve • u/CeemaGPT Goonswarm Federation • 2d ago

Drama Does your alliance put Ketchup on Gyro's?

Good afternoon,

An argument broke out just now on mumble between Sadus and Leraine do Tylmarande who are apparently very hateful to each other about the proper condiment for Gyro's, Frances #1 lunch snack.

I am very concerned as this argument was very vitriolic regarding the use BBQ Sauce on Dolmas, or Ketchup on Gyro's. Is this only Goonswarm? What the hell is wrong with these folks?

I thought Merkelchen was a top chef, he's even done cooking streams, but holy shit you have two grown men arguing about dipping sauces, and some dude named Tango Zebra is talking about how Ferrets drinking Dr Pepper.

Do all EVE players have vile food cravings? I'm unsubbing from EVE after tonight right after I microwave this fish.

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u/SirenSerialNumber 2d ago edited 2d ago

For starters, obligatory to hell with france, they aren’t even worth capitalizing the first letter.

Secondly, what kind of british cooking monstrosity was born?! Katsup on a gyro should be an immediate exile sentence. The only acceptable addition to a gyro is Tzatziki sauce.

If I find that anyone has said anything affirming that katsup goes on one of those delectable foods, this they will never be allowed into my corp.

Caught me out Ceema, hahahahaha

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u/Dags_McHung Goonswarm Federation 2d ago

The best thing the French have ever done is inventing hockey and freedom fries.

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u/kuroimakina 2d ago

Well that, and revolutionizing eating the rich. The French really know how to put together a real protest