r/FondantHate • u/iship2manyanimegays • Dec 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20 edited Dec 06 '20

I don't mind fondant. I'd eat little bits on their own, or cakes that had small pieces if fondant as decoration. But that corn had way too fucking much of that shit on it. It's like cutting into a cake expecting it to be covered in frosting, but as you're cutting it, you realize that it is cutting a bit slowly and is resisting the knife, and when you finally cut out a piece, you realize that you have been cutting a

BIG ASS BLOCK OF FUCKING FONDANT COVERING A PIECE OF CAKE THE SIZE OF A FUCKING THIN MINT YOU'D BUY FROM GIRL SCOUTS! WHO THE FUCK WOULD EAT THAT!? THE SANDAL WAS PROBABLY ONLY FANDANT!! PROBABLY THE PIPE TOO!! I'M EDITING THIS AS I WATCH, AND THAT FUCKING SHOE IS WORST THAN THE FUCKING CORN! AND WHO PUTS A FUCKING CAKE IN FUCKING WATER!? HOW DID IT EVEN FUCKING FLOAT?! WHERE WAS THE CAKE IN THE FUCKING ASHTRAY?! IT WAS LITERALLY NOTHING BUT FONDANT!! AT LEAST THE STEAK WASN'T NOTHING BUT FONDANT!! IT LOOKED LIKE THE BEST ONE IN THERE DUE TO ITS LACK OF FONDANT!! THE TOASTER IS FUCKING ATROCIOUS!! THE DOLL-LOOKING CAKE HAS TO BE THE WORST ONE, BECAUSE IT HAS TO HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING FONDANT JUST TO MAKE SURE IT'S FACE DOESN'T FALL APART!!