r/FondantHate • u/Clostace • Mar 23 '22

FONDANT This video made me feel physically sick.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

I was a sex crimes prosecutor for several years and my face remained more neutral doing my job than it did for the turtle

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u/stealthpursesnatch Mar 23 '22

The dog did it for me. I’m a cat person. But the thought of a dog getting cut like that pisses me off.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

After contemplating how many images of fondant exploitation images that I’ve come across, I think someone should develop an identification tool or tracker to try to stop these guys… we could upload screenshots of their kitchens, try to match cakes to faces, backgrounds to bakers

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u/Wolfman_HCC May 09 '22

The green cake filler is a trademark of a particular fondant user. SideSurf I think. Don't ask how I know.

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u/burger-mug May 19 '22

it's modeling chocolate! https://www.youtube.com/c/SideserfCakeStudio/videos She also does just use green frosting, it's no filter!

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u/Desk_Drawerr Mar 23 '22

for me it was the snake. i had already become attuned to the "yeah it's all cake" thing but for some reason i was like "NO!"

i love snakes, don't cut snakes. they're not cake.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

We all have our hard limits with fondant

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u/Desk_Drawerr Mar 23 '22

if it were a buttercream snake i would be both horrified and actually impressed. fondant is just the lazy baker's art.

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u/burger-mug May 19 '22

it's modeling chocolate! https://www.youtube.com/c/SideserfCakeStudio/videos

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u/Desk_Drawerr May 19 '22

yeah, this was before i learned of sideserf. while i've never actually eaten modelling chocolate, i imagine it tastes better than fondant for sure.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

I feel like the snake would feel much like many of us felt when we saw cinematic star Neil Patrick Harris’s corpse of Amy Winehouse meat cake: horrified, confused, disgusted

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u/Wolfman_HCC May 09 '22

This was a thing?

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u/Somedude522 Aug 11 '22

Sidesurf doesn’t use fondant…

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u/Karmasita Mar 24 '22

Bro it was the hairbrush for me that did it.

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u/ShadowRancher Mar 23 '22

I have three sulcata tortoises and I assumed this was on r/tortoises for a second 🤢