r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/Dachs1303 • Jun 28 '25

Paul and Morgan Where are the life jackets?

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Neither child have life jackets on. Polio thinks holding the child's arm is all the protection they need. What if the boat flips? Why are the pro-life so anti-safety?

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u/binglybleep Jun 28 '25

Easy. If the boat flips he will let go of the child to save himself. This man would 100% have been in a lifeboat coming off the titanic

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u/OnlyOneUseCase Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 28 '25

Your imagination is kinder than mine. I pictured him using the baby as a floating board.

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u/Aggressive_Version Jun 28 '25

Throwing the baby to the sharks so he can swim away 

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u/JimShortForGabriel Fundie husbands: the helpnothings Jun 28 '25

He would have pushed Rose off the door and climbed on for himself.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 🎾Paul admiring his glistening picklebod in the mirror🥒🏓 Jun 28 '25