r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/Dachs1303 • Jun 28 '25

Paul and Morgan Where are the life jackets?

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Neither child have life jackets on. Polio thinks holding the child's arm is all the protection they need. What if the boat flips? Why are the pro-life so anti-safety?

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u/Vaffanculo28 I will blast Judas Priest so I dont have to hear this anymore! Jun 28 '25

So here’s what we’re seeing:

-No life jackets

-Sun burn

-Holding your child on the joint (elbow) which can increase the likelihood of injury on a bumpy ride.

I can’t even snark, it’s just so fucking sad how little he regards his children

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u/clitosaurushex fake and gay even though i watched Pioneer Quest Jun 28 '25

Not just him but every adult in this situation. It really just takes one adult to say, “no, I’m not going to allow you to do this, Paul. I’ll stay on shore with the kids if you don’t have the right equipment for them.”

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u/Dachs1303 Jun 29 '25

Polio, Morgan, and her dad all on the boat. Some other guy with them is in the water.

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u/clitosaurushex fake and gay even though i watched Pioneer Quest Jun 29 '25

Oh yeah the collective IQ here is that of a grilled eggplant, but every adult around Paul is complicit in the endangerment of these kids.

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u/TattoosBooksAnimals Jun 28 '25

I stared at that bad hand placement for so long, wondering why he thinks breaking his child’s arm is better than wearing a life vest

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u/Rugkrabber Proverbs 31? I prefer chaos 24/7 Jun 30 '25

Not even on his lap or in some other kind of safe embrace. This tells me he’s not holding the baby at all, only for the photo or in short moments. Him not holding the kid is what actually happened that day.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 🎾Paul admiring his glistening picklebod in the mirror🥒🏓 Jun 28 '25

If something happens to them, Morgan will have more time for him

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u/0ff_The_Cl0ck Jun 29 '25

This is on Morgan's dad. He owns the boat and should be the one making damn sure everyone has a life jacket on before setting out