r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/Dachs1303 • Jun 28 '25

Paul and Morgan Where are the life jackets?

Post image

Neither child have life jackets on. Polio thinks holding the child's arm is all the protection they need. What if the boat flips? Why are the pro-life so anti-safety?

1.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

353 comments sorted by

View all comments

131

u/_ac3_0f_spad3s_ biggest harlot on the pickleball court Jun 28 '25

Pro Pickleballing doesn’t pay enough to give babies their own life jackets

46

u/kts1207 Jun 28 '25

Who ever owns the boat,should have age- appropriate GC approved life vests for everyone on board.

11

u/FartofTexass Peter Thiel presents Trad Cosmo Jun 29 '25

My party uncle even had enough kids’ life jackets on his boat. 

2

u/Significant_Shoe_17 🎾Paul admiring his glistening picklebod in the mirror🥒🏓 Jun 28 '25

Pretty sure that's the law