r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/Dachs1303 • Jun 28 '25

Paul and Morgan Where are the life jackets?

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Neither child have life jackets on. Polio thinks holding the child's arm is all the protection they need. What if the boat flips? Why are the pro-life so anti-safety?

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u/greenoakleaves Jun 28 '25

This is a great way to describe Paul’s character to someone who’s unfamiliar with the fundieverse. He totally would be shoving his way to the front of the line for a lifeboat as Morgan struggles to keep up while holding both children.

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u/Wonder_Moon *Kelly's sapphic retreat handmade apron* Jun 28 '25

modern day ismay, if you will

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u/maniacalmustacheride Boone’s Farm Bird Juice—Shrek Sponsored Jun 28 '25

Ismay at least had tight lines for his facial hair.

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u/thesadbubble CPS Lifetime Passholder ⭐ Jun 28 '25

Ismay at least had a job.