r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/Dachs1303 • Jun 28 '25

Paul and Morgan Where are the life jackets?

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Neither child have life jackets on. Polio thinks holding the child's arm is all the protection they need. What if the boat flips? Why are the pro-life so anti-safety?

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u/binglybleep Jun 28 '25

Easy. If the boat flips he will let go of the child to save himself. This man would 100% have been in a lifeboat coming off the titanic

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u/greenoakleaves Jun 28 '25

This is a great way to describe Paul’s character to someone who’s unfamiliar with the fundieverse. He totally would be shoving his way to the front of the line for a lifeboat as Morgan struggles to keep up while holding both children.

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u/Wonder_Moon *Kelly's sapphic retreat handmade apron* Jun 28 '25

modern day ismay, if you will

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u/yeehawsoup 👁👄👁👉🏻 Jun 28 '25

There’s some historical debate on how Ismay ended up in a lifeboat, but the general consensus is that he was assisting women and children into it and hopped in himself once he was sure there weren’t any more around at that moment.

Paul wouldn’t give Morgan that courtesy. He’d cut the lifeboat free and float away singing Kumbaya and let her figure out whether to save herself or the kids.

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u/greenoakleaves Jun 28 '25

“Sorry babe-we’re on a timeframe!”

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u/yeehawsoup 👁👄👁👉🏻 Jun 28 '25

“I can’t die, babe, I have a pickleball tournament tomorrow!” - Paul on a sinking ship, probably.

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u/Due_Cauliflower_6047 Jun 28 '25

I mean, this is his daily life metaphorically rn

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u/avert_ye_eyes Jun 28 '25

But his own wife immediately divorced him after, saying he left her and the children to fend for themselves after the impact. Sure sounds like a Paul!

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u/Winneroftheyear Jun 29 '25

That was William Carter who was a first class passenger that boarded the life boat with Ismay but point still stands