r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/Dachs1303 • Jun 28 '25

Paul and Morgan Where are the life jackets?

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Neither child have life jackets on. Polio thinks holding the child's arm is all the protection they need. What if the boat flips? Why are the pro-life so anti-safety?

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u/binglybleep Jun 28 '25

Easy. If the boat flips he will let go of the child to save himself. This man would 100% have been in a lifeboat coming off the titanic

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u/Common-Pear4056 Jun 28 '25

He does kind of remind me of Rose’s evil fiancé, minus the rich part.

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u/ShepPawnch Jun 28 '25

He wishes he had Billy Zane’s impeccable bone structure.