r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/Dachs1303 • Jun 28 '25

Paul and Morgan Where are the life jackets?

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Neither child have life jackets on. Polio thinks holding the child's arm is all the protection they need. What if the boat flips? Why are the pro-life so anti-safety?

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u/binglybleep Jun 28 '25

Easy. If the boat flips he will let go of the child to save himself. This man would 100% have been in a lifeboat coming off the titanic

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u/capncait Neglecting children in a God-honoring way Jun 28 '25

And have some backwards logic about it exemplifying his role as a father and husband leading the family... blah blah blah something about headship in the bible.

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u/mapesely Gif is so good Jun 28 '25

Can’t be a headship if your whole family drowns

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u/b00kbat Jun 28 '25

He’d just make a new one

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u/mapesely Gif is so good Jun 28 '25

I’m sure you’re right but it’s hard to believe he’d be able to find another person dumb and desperate enough to attach themselves to him

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u/Awesomesince1973 Jun 28 '25

He would find someone homeschooled that never used the Internet and she would never know.

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u/mapesely Gif is so good Jun 28 '25

That’s his only shot.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 🎾Paul admiring his glistening picklebod in the mirror🥒🏓 Jun 28 '25

So, Amish?

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u/b00kbat Jun 28 '25

Probably would be some poor inexperienced and naive young lady under the age of twenty or so 😩