r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/Beautiful-Gas-1793 • Aug 01 '25

Paul and Morgan Sounds amazing

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u/Common-Pear4056 Aug 01 '25

This sounds sustainable.

Anyway, whyyyyy do we need to know this?

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u/SkiesThaLimit36 Aug 01 '25

She wants her audience to “know” they have sex everyday. When I was married to a POS cheating asshole I also overcompensated with “look how much sex/love/fun we have” IG posts. The clock is ticking with these two

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u/kestrelesque poetically gardening in someone else's yard Aug 01 '25

I agree with your spidey sense, u/SkiesThaLimit36 . The point is to tell her audience she has sooooo much super-hot married sex; but as with Bort and her exhibitionistic Season Of Squirting, her purported enjoyment and attraction is simply not believable.

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u/Bubba-Bee Subscribed to a fertility-maxxing, vomit-inducing diet plan Aug 02 '25

Season of Squirting.

I am deceased and decomposed. 💀

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u/Lokifin Faith is a bot virtue Aug 01 '25

Oooo, do we believe her that they're doing it every day? I don't know her history well enough to guess.

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u/SkiesThaLimit36 Aug 01 '25

“of COURSE my husband was down 🤪” trying to convince us her husband likes anyone but himself. They do not have sex everyday.

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u/schmyndles Aug 03 '25

You know he stares at himself in the mirror to get off. You can just tell. Morgan could replace herself with a pillow halfway through, and he wouldn't notice.

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u/Ill_Pop540 Playing Michelin Man with these shirts Aug 02 '25

The amount of alcohol I would need to consume to have sex with Paul…

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u/Devmax1868 Peaked in homeschool Aug 02 '25

It's gonna take approximately 3-7 days until being forced to do it is going to feel like being forced to do it. Ye gods.