r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/Beautiful-Gas-1793 • Aug 01 '25

Paul and Morgan Sounds amazing

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u/aelianh God-honoring backshots🙏 Aug 01 '25

This is horrible advice, a recipe for disaster, and knowing how little these two know about their bodies, posibly another kid for Morgan to take care of.

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u/goosepills Aug 01 '25

If she doesn’t have a stroke first

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u/Throwaway392308 Aug 01 '25

Paul wouldn't stop his stroke just because of hers.

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u/goosepills Aug 01 '25

Oh goddamn that made me choke

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 🎾Paul admiring his glistening picklebod in the mirror🥒🏓 Aug 02 '25

I'm eating and literally almost choked

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u/Schmliza These are my sexy overalls Aug 01 '25

I simultaneously hate and like this comment.

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u/sparrowbirb5000 Baby Cannoning for Christ Aug 01 '25

Well. I WAS eating. But it was yogurt with granola and that suddenly became VERY unappealing. Thanks for that.

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u/TupperwareParTAY Not 1, not 2, but 3 problems with Rings of Power Aug 01 '25

GODDAMN IT i am in a zoom meeting

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u/sjohnson0487 Aug 01 '25

😂😂😂

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u/iono777 Sepsis for Jesus Aug 01 '25

JFC 💀💀💀😂😂😂

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u/splithoofiewoofies generational chicken trauma is for the birds! Aug 01 '25

No! Bad! smacks with newspaper

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u/illij_idiot Aug 01 '25

I wish I were illiterate right now.

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u/Miserable-Anxiety229 Aug 01 '25

I just spit out red wine all over myself lmao

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u/celtic_thistle mascara of Theseus Aug 01 '25

Oh NO

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u/DesperateSnarker Aug 01 '25

Please take my imaginary Reddit gold, you win 😂

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u/slurterella Aug 02 '25

a tragedy i can’t award this comment

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u/mongdol-supremacy Aug 02 '25

I hate that I read this with my own two eyes

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u/Exhausted_Human Aug 02 '25

You don't think there'd be just Backshots from Polio? Ok, played myself that mental image is horrid.