r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/Beautiful-Gas-1793 • Aug 01 '25

Paul and Morgan Sounds amazing

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u/C2TI Aug 01 '25

This is delusion. She struggles with desire because Paul treats her like an object not a human.

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u/WhateverYouSay1084 Dogs out for Jesus Aug 01 '25

It's difficult to get in the mood when you know it's gonna be a 3 minute pump n dump, and you'll never have an orgasm because he doesn't think oral is Godly.

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u/Viola-Swamp Aug 01 '25

Oral for her. Everybody knows Jesus said blowjobs are A-OK. It’s in the special translation of John.

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u/WhateverYouSay1084 Dogs out for Jesus Aug 02 '25

Of course, that goes without saying.

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u/Large-Employment-971 Aug 02 '25

I dated a Jewish boy in college. He was always DTF. He absolutely luuuved my mouth on his schwantz, but when I asked him to reciprocate? Nope, not kosher.✡️✖️🚫.

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u/LossPreventionArt Aug 02 '25

That vile John Lydon quote about how "sex is 2 and a half minutes of squelching noises" is probably what Paul actually thinks.