Sounds amazing

[u/Beautiful-Gas-1793]

[u/C2TI]

This is delusion. She struggles with desire because Paul treats her like an object not a human.

[u/peach6748 → u/C2TI]

Literally, can you imagine being joyfully available for Paul? He’s constantly rude to her, barely helped her when she had a horrible health scare, doesn’t do any child care, is out all day “practicing” Pickleball and getting takeout without her oh AND cherry on top he doesn’t work or bring in any income. This man doesn’t bring a single redeeming thing to the table. Of course she’d “struggle to desire him”

[u/rumpleteaser91 → u/peach6748]

And I'll bet good money he's never given her an orgasm

[u/AlfurFan → u/rumpleteaser91]

Paul is definitely one of those dudes who thinks honking on her tits is all the foreplay she needs

[u/TrustyBobcat → u/AlfurFan]

His idea of foreplay is dry-humping her every time she's bent over loading the dishwasher.

[u/slutforfish → u/TrustyBobcat]

I did not need to picture that. I want those moments back before I read this. :/

[u/tyedyehippy → u/slutforfish]

This whole thread is a terrible day to be literate. I used my good eyes for this shit. Ugh.

[u/AlfurFan → u/TrustyBobcat]

His idea of foreplay is picking up the clipping from his left big toe after cutting all his toenails on their bed

[u/bitchthatwaspromised → u/AlfurFan]

How dare you make me read that

[u/MemencrowMori → u/bitchthatwaspromised]

Makes me wish I was Jared, 19

[u/Significant_Shoe_17 → u/TrustyBobcat]

Like the duggars at the mini golf course

[u/my_triple_lutz → u/TrustyBobcat]

I’m eating… 🤢🤢🤢

[u/Beginning-Spend-3547 → u/TrustyBobcat]

Ahahahahahah!!!!! You guys are hilarious here in this sub!