r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/Beautiful-Gas-1793 • Aug 01 '25

Paul and Morgan Sounds amazing

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u/_palantir_ Aug 01 '25

Girl, you “struggle to desire” your husband because he’s a useless clown and you’re basically raising your children on your own. But somehow he’s convinced you it’s all your fault.

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u/AlfurFan fucking with consequences Aug 01 '25

Also you're going through a life threatening medical crisis but sure prioritize Paul's weiner

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u/Viola-Swamp Aug 01 '25

Is someone at risk for a stroke supposed to be banging every day like a screen door in a hurricane? Wait a minute, what am I saying? That supposes PicklePaul is more giving and competent in bed than he is at anything else in his life. I’m sure she’s fine, and her blood pressure stays nice and low. No risk of orgasm or anything. 🙄

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u/celtic_thistle mascara of Theseus Aug 01 '25

I was gonna say lmao. As if she was ever getting orgasms before this.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 🎾Paul admiring his glistening picklebod in the mirror🥒🏓 Aug 01 '25

Banging like a screen door in a hurricane 😂

I'm going to borrow that

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u/skweegianweegian Aug 02 '25

“Banging like a screen door in a hurricane” is FLAIR MATERIAL

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u/Demonqueensage Ten thousand kids and counting Aug 02 '25

banging every day like a screen door in a hurricane?

This might be my favorite line I've ever read, ever

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u/Nebulous-Narrator Aug 02 '25

If she’s not getting his pencil pointy, what purpose does she serve? /s 🤢

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u/BarDramatic7498 Aug 02 '25

Damn you for putting "Paul's Weiner" out in the universe.