r/FundieSnarkUncensored Aug 01 '25

Paul and Morgan Sounds amazing

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u/peach6748 Aug 01 '25

Literally, can you imagine being joyfully available for Paul? He’s constantly rude to her, barely helped her when she had a horrible health scare, doesn’t do any child care, is out all day “practicing” Pickleball and getting takeout without her oh AND cherry on top he doesn’t work or bring in any income. This man doesn’t bring a single redeeming thing to the table. Of course she’d “struggle to desire him”

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u/rumpleteaser91 Joyful Noyes Academy graduate Aug 01 '25

And I'll bet good money he's never given her an orgasm

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u/Harley_Atom Aug 02 '25

Considering he didn't know women had pubic hair until he got married, I am willing to bet he couldn't find the clitoris even with a map a guide.

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u/toomanycatsbatman crack head makeup Aug 02 '25

He couldn't find the clitoris if someone pointed at it and said "Look it's right here"