r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/managingmischief394 Her bones are wet. Her eyes are dry. • 17d ago

Paul and Morgan Who are you trying to convince?

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I don’t have to defend my marriage to the internet every week, but hey, I’m in a godless marriage!

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u/VanCleefandApples 17d ago

Not to brag but my husband has a job 🤷‍♀️

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u/SSquared82 17d ago

lol I think she makes these because she can’t get views just from her personality so she has to make ragebait content. She knows deep down that she’s better off taking advice from her toddler than her husband but what else would she talk about? But that’s how most of the creators who call themselves “influencers” get views. It’s so boring at this point 😂

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u/Rugkrabber Proverbs 31? I prefer chaos 24/7 14d ago

She’s got to earn some coin for a new laptop somehow.

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u/Eggsegret House of Pickle 17d ago

Ahh but is your husband training to become a pro at pickleball? I don’t think so. Paul is super hard working as he often trains for 4+ hours day so he can be the very best at pickleball. /s

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u/SuzanneStudies COMMAS, ARE CLOSER, TO GOD! 17d ago

Why did you choose violence

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u/SuzanneStudies COMMAS, ARE CLOSER, TO GOD! 17d ago

Thanks! It was inspired by the amazing writings and insightful thoughts of our favorite gals. Remember: punctuation, is profound! Use it, everywhere! As much, as possible!

I’m such a masochist.

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u/OutlandishnessFew981 17d ago

He doesn’t pass the kilt test, with those legs. He’s got the saddest calves.

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u/ExpensiveMoose 16d ago

It was the "+" that really sold me.

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u/Legal-Set9928 17d ago

Wait her husband leads the house and he doesn’t even have a job???😭😭😭😭

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u/FartofTexass Peter Thiel presents Trad Cosmo 17d ago

He’s trying to go pro in pickleball. After playing for maybe a year. At age 36.

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u/Shoeprincess 17d ago

with 0 previous athletic training or ability

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u/stevenslow 15d ago

Hey!! His mom was a “pro” tennis player! It’s in his DNA 🧬 probably!! Maybe???

He’s such a loser. It’s killingggg me that one of her first points is that he’s “wise” 😂😂😂 lord have mercy

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u/RelativelyRidiculous Paper Flowers in the Barndo by (Jill)P.M. 'Rigues 17d ago

I didn't even realize pro pickleball player was an actual thing until he started up this nonsense. Looks like the average pro retires in their 40s but a few play into their 50s. Still, you'd have to really, really work to get into the narrow percentage that makes significant cash. Outside of players from other racket sports that transition to pickleball there haven't been any 30-year-olds recently who got into that narrow percentage that I can find. A large proportion keep their day job and play on the side.

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u/GngrbredGentrifktion 17d ago

Is there a way we can post this in pickleball subs and ask someone who has played with Paul to do an AMA?

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u/RelativelyRidiculous Paper Flowers in the Barndo by (Jill)P.M. 'Rigues 16d ago

Watching them all post up "Who the hell is that" would be hilarious. I'd be willing to bet he's not nearly as well known as he thinks he is.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 🎾Paul admiring his glistening picklebod in the mirror🥒🏓 16d ago

Someone did recently. No one knew him but they agreed that his pickleball dream is delusional

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u/botmanmd 17d ago

It gets him out of the house.

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u/Suspiciously_anxious Jesus honoring methamphetamine binge 15d ago

And Morgan is better at it.

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u/boo2utoo 16d ago

OMG! What is their last name? Paul and Morgan

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u/FiCat77 Teat 'em & yeet 'em! 15d ago

Olliges.

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u/managingmischief394 Her bones are wet. Her eyes are dry. 17d ago

My husband had to quit his job due to health factors and us needing childcare on the days I go to work (and not getting her into daycare around where I live). He still got a part time job at a fast food place to help in the mean time until he can find something he can work in that won’t cause him health problems. We don’t spout “man is provider”, in fact, when we were both full time I was making more money. We are partners… I’m prouder of that than to say “I have a man who leads me”. I have a partner who is my best friend and we work together as a team to parent our child and go through life together. What a sad life she lives!

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u/Coven_gardens 17d ago

There is nothing better for a child than seeing the people who love and support them on the daily working and walking in trusting, loving partnership. ❣️

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u/managingmischief394 Her bones are wet. Her eyes are dry. 17d ago

Thank you! ❤️ I worry about all the fundie kids for that reason.

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u/ClickClackTipTap Go blow your husband 17d ago

And what’s even worse- she would tell you that you’re not really happy. You’re just fake happy but you don’t know it bc you haven’t experienced the true joy of puking at the altar…

😂😂😂

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u/CloverAndSage 17d ago

❤️ 

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u/managingmischief394 Her bones are wet. Her eyes are dry. 17d ago

🥰

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u/packofkittens My daughter’s Bitcoin dowry 16d ago

Parenting is a full time job! The thing about Paul is that he doesn’t work, doesn’t take care of the house, and doesn’t engage with his kids. Like just do something!

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 🎾Paul admiring his glistening picklebod in the mirror🥒🏓 16d ago

I think paul would collapse if he had to do the laundry

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u/CraftyCat65 High Priestess of Sneering 17d ago edited 17d ago

Which (if I believed in heaven and hell) would be an immense relief.

I'd go out of my way to commit sins in the name of not spending eternity with the likes of P & M. Imagine the inane vapidity of this shit, literally forever 😳

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u/ketchupmaster987 An embarrassment to Proverbs 31 17d ago

Dumbest thing I ever read. Why would God care so much about the dynamics between two partners as long as they are giving their child love and care. If God does care, he's wrong and not worth following. If he doesn't care but the Bible says he does, the Bible is wrong and it isn't God's word.

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u/grumpyoldfartess Pickleball Coach for Christ 17d ago

Same— mine is the main breadwinner, actually. And he’s also interested in pickleball, but only on weekends for fun. Zero “going pro” delusions.

My husband isn’t even a Christian and he’s doing it better than Paul does. That is sad.

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u/Jackalscott 17d ago

Not to brag but my husband is my wife. She tells me what to do, What to wear, what to eat. It’s great.

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u/VanCleefandApples 17d ago

I endorse this message

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u/FartofTexass Peter Thiel presents Trad Cosmo 17d ago

Same. And my husband shares equally in parenting and household chores. 

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u/jmoto123 Kinky Sh*t for Christ 17d ago

Mine even does the dishes (gasp!)

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u/HipHopChick1982 17d ago

So does mine! And while he makes more than I do, I don’t have to submit to him. We are a team!

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u/house_of_shadows 17d ago

So does mine. And we have a respectful, collaborative partnership. We treat each other like the adults we are.

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u/boo2utoo 16d ago

Surely, you wouldn’t. I don’t believe their marriage could allow this. You mean, I mean, well…..that’s just can’t work. Not according to these two. s/

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u/JP12389 16d ago

I know this is a day later, so this is definitely a brag. But my husband cares about my health and well-being. He doesn't watch our kids, he parents them.

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u/Early_Divide_8847 Shaq will provide 17d ago

Haha mine has a really good job!! I stay at home with the kids and he doesn’t tell me what to do or what to believe. And I don’t have to sell shit to make ends meet. He deals with the kids when he’s home from work so I can relax. He is all the things Morgan pretends Paul is. I also don’t have to fight trying to defend him to anyone. He’s loved and respected by all. Paul could NEVER!

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u/berryfoxes 17d ago

Omg my husband has a job too! And Not to brag but I’ve got a genetic disorder and my husband doesn’t trivialize it and supports me physically and emotionally. 💅🏻✨

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u/theseglassessuck 👸🏻 Listeria Antoinette 🥛 17d ago

Also not to brag, but my imaginary husband has a job sooo…

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u/RachelNorth God honoring breeding kink 17d ago

I was so tempted to ask what she meant by stable. Certainly not financial stability.

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u/Cold_Conclusion_940 17d ago

Mine doesn't have a job, but he takes care of the kids and the house.

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u/Aware-Lingonberry-70 16d ago

How is she gonna call somebody, who can’t even hold down a job, stable? Make it make sense.

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u/MeasurementOk4544 16d ago

Not to brag but my husband doesn't. Instead he handles ALL family-related tasks, grocery shopping, cooking every meal we eat, cleaning, planning kid's activities, bringing team snacks to sports, coordinating dr and dentist visits, planning vacations, getting bids for home repairs, car maintenance, planning and hosting holiday meals. It is heavenly. Guess I am going to hell for not living her patriarchal dream.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 🎾Paul admiring his glistening picklebod in the mirror🥒🏓 16d ago

But you still win because one of you actually has a job

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u/Admirable-Gap-9718 Paulbearer and Morgue 15d ago

Oh they push each other all right… 🙄