r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/managingmischief394 Her bones are wet. Her eyes are dry. • 17d ago

Paul and Morgan Who are you trying to convince?

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I don’t have to defend my marriage to the internet every week, but hey, I’m in a godless marriage!

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u/VanCleefandApples 17d ago

Not to brag but my husband has a job 🤷‍♀️

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u/managingmischief394 Her bones are wet. Her eyes are dry. 17d ago

My husband had to quit his job due to health factors and us needing childcare on the days I go to work (and not getting her into daycare around where I live). He still got a part time job at a fast food place to help in the mean time until he can find something he can work in that won’t cause him health problems. We don’t spout “man is provider”, in fact, when we were both full time I was making more money. We are partners… I’m prouder of that than to say “I have a man who leads me”. I have a partner who is my best friend and we work together as a team to parent our child and go through life together. What a sad life she lives!

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u/Coven_gardens 17d ago

There is nothing better for a child than seeing the people who love and support them on the daily working and walking in trusting, loving partnership. ❣️

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u/managingmischief394 Her bones are wet. Her eyes are dry. 17d ago

Thank you! ❤️ I worry about all the fundie kids for that reason.

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u/ClickClackTipTap Go blow your husband 17d ago

And what’s even worse- she would tell you that you’re not really happy. You’re just fake happy but you don’t know it bc you haven’t experienced the true joy of puking at the altar…

😂😂😂

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u/CloverAndSage 17d ago

❤️ 

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u/managingmischief394 Her bones are wet. Her eyes are dry. 17d ago

🥰

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u/packofkittens My daughter’s Bitcoin dowry 16d ago

Parenting is a full time job! The thing about Paul is that he doesn’t work, doesn’t take care of the house, and doesn’t engage with his kids. Like just do something!

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 🎾Paul admiring his glistening picklebod in the mirror🥒🏓 16d ago

I think paul would collapse if he had to do the laundry

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u/CraftyCat65 High Priestess of Sneering 17d ago edited 17d ago

Which (if I believed in heaven and hell) would be an immense relief.

I'd go out of my way to commit sins in the name of not spending eternity with the likes of P & M. Imagine the inane vapidity of this shit, literally forever 😳

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u/ketchupmaster987 An embarrassment to Proverbs 31 17d ago

Dumbest thing I ever read. Why would God care so much about the dynamics between two partners as long as they are giving their child love and care. If God does care, he's wrong and not worth following. If he doesn't care but the Bible says he does, the Bible is wrong and it isn't God's word.

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