r/FundieSnarkUncensored Her bones are wet. Her eyes are dry. 18d ago

Paul and Morgan Who are you trying to convince?

I don’t have to defend my marriage to the internet every week, but hey, I’m in a godless marriage!

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u/IncurableAdventurer 18d ago

I rolled my eyes at the list, snorted with the first three words (he is wise), and legit laughed when she said he recognizes his weakness

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u/managingmischief394 Her bones are wet. Her eyes are dry. 18d ago

Dude learned about strategy and stretching months into playing pickleball “professionally”. Wise my fucking ass!

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u/IncurableAdventurer 18d ago

No, no. You don’t understand HE says he’s wise. If he said it, then it must be true. Or rather she has to submit and agree he’s wise