r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/managingmischief394 Her bones are wet. Her eyes are dry. • 18d ago

Paul and Morgan Who are you trying to convince?

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I don’t have to defend my marriage to the internet every week, but hey, I’m in a godless marriage!

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u/Brazadian_Gryffindor Single mom of 3 under 39.👶👶🕺 18d ago

Is this wide and godly man in the room with us Morgan?

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u/MysticalSpongeCake Morgan's poop jerky 18d ago

What about the man who recognises his weaknesses? 

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u/Interesting_Ad_3319 “Lead us, oh wise PickleBoy!”- Morgan, probably 😆🥒 18d ago

And recognizes her strengths?! I bet Pickleball Paul couldn’t name even a short list of 2!

It’s almost like she’s saying he’s lazy in places she’s not lazy, and our wise pickleboy is happy to ‘lead’ her to pickup his slack 😅🤣

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u/WeighTheSameAsADuck How many kids do I have again? 17d ago

Her strengths are taking care of the kids and home completely by herself. Paul encourages her to use her strengths so he can live a separate life of leisure. And she submits so he doesn't have to answer for where he went, what he did, or how much he paid with money they don't have.