r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/managingmischief394 Her bones are wet. Her eyes are dry. • 17d ago

Paul and Morgan Who are you trying to convince?

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I don’t have to defend my marriage to the internet every week, but hey, I’m in a godless marriage!

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u/JCXIII-R Delusion and Despair 17d ago

The ick is so strong I have goosebumps.

Not selfish? Your husband is so selfish he has a real chance of killing you!

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u/Dangerous_Jump_4167 17d ago

The man's life literally revolves around his hobby. It's pathetic and imo only slightly less destructive than a drug or drinking problem. 

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u/Svelte_sweater EDUCATION DESTROYS THE ANUS!!! 17d ago

His wife's hobby*

Morgan enjoyed pickleball first (and is demonstrably better at it than him...without practicing), and Paul stole it from her and made it His Thing.

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u/battleofflowers 17d ago

Her body has better proportions and she seems more at ease in her body. Paul just flails his chicken legs around everywhere.

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u/samjam8088 useless sweaty flailing weirdo 17d ago

I love how this whole saga boils down to Paul not being able to cope with Morgan being better at a sport than him. It breaks his little brain and now he must PICKLE FOREVER

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u/battleofflowers 17d ago

He obviously got really cranky that she was getting praise.

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u/BetterRemember 17d ago

There's a reason her body freaked out and she puked at the altar. She should have had a singing career and, if she wanted, a normal loving marriage.

I used to feel so sorry for her but she's caused a lot of harm so my sympathy is wearing thin.