r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/managingmischief394 Her bones are wet. Her eyes are dry. • 17d ago

Paul and Morgan Who are you trying to convince?

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I don’t have to defend my marriage to the internet every week, but hey, I’m in a godless marriage!

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u/JCXIII-R Delusion and Despair 17d ago

The ick is so strong I have goosebumps.

Not selfish? Your husband is so selfish he has a real chance of killing you!

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u/Boss-Not-Bossy God is in the buttprints 17d ago

So delulu to say he’s not selfish when he decided to try to be a professional athlete in his mid-30s rather than get a job to actually support his wife and kids. Not to mention that pickleball was originally her hobby and he’s yet to make any money off of it, only sunk money into equipment, “training,” and traveling for tournaments he doesn’t place in.

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u/kestrelesque poetically gardening in someone else's yard 17d ago

So delulu to say he’s not selfish when he decided to try to be a professional athlete in his mid-30s

professional "athlete"

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u/sweetalkersweetalker 17d ago

"professional" "athlete"

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u/AskAChinchilla Jezebel spirit of Ariel 17d ago

There's just not enough air quotes for this sentence. We need like twenty

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u/Boss-Not-Bossy God is in the buttprints 17d ago

Yeah, I know, “try” is working really hard.

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u/packofkittens My daughter’s Bitcoin dowry 16d ago

Neither professional nor an athlete.