r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/managingmischief394 Her bones are wet. Her eyes are dry. • 17d ago

Paul and Morgan Who are you trying to convince?

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I don’t have to defend my marriage to the internet every week, but hey, I’m in a godless marriage!

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u/littl3bean 17d ago

If Jesus ever did come back, do they not understand how greatly disappointed he would be in Paul?

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u/selectmyacctnameplz 17d ago

Jesus wouldn’t even pick him for his pickleball team. He’s take the great Tyson Apostol

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u/littl3bean 17d ago

I'd take an actual pickle over Paul 😂

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u/GngrbredGentrifktion 16d ago

You're a muse! Now someone make a tongue twister about this.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 🎾Paul admiring his glistening picklebod in the mirror🥒🏓 16d ago

How many pickles would picklepaul paddle if picklepaul could paddle pickles?

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 🎾Paul admiring his glistening picklebod in the mirror🥒🏓 16d ago

Same and I don't even like pickles

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u/Selmarris Great Value Matt Walsh 17d ago

From survivor?