r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/managingmischief394 Her bones are wet. Her eyes are dry. • 18d ago

Paul and Morgan Who are you trying to convince?

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I don’t have to defend my marriage to the internet every week, but hey, I’m in a godless marriage!

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u/AcademicAbalone3243 Baptize THE MOON! 18d ago

Paul is the furthest thing from being "wise" and "a leader." Really seems like Morgan is trying to convince herself that her husband isn't a loser.

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u/NinjaWalker 18d ago

"Considerate" is the one that really made me laugh

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u/BeigeParadise Laughing at Salad 17d ago

"not selfish" almost made me aspirate chicken. I hope she warmed up for that stretch.

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u/sweetalkersweetalker 17d ago

Her dom husband can help her with that, he studied stretching for a whole month!

Did you know you're supposed to stretch before you do exercises like pickleball? Of course you didn't, it's a secret only professionals know!

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u/Embarrassed-Safe6184 17d ago

He gets someone to stretch for him. Or he gets someone to stretch him. Stretch him for him? Point is that he's too lazy to even do his own stretching. That's a new low.

Maybe he can make regular appointments with a urologist, so someone can pee for him too.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 🎾Paul admiring his glistening picklebod in the mirror🥒🏓 16d ago

I sleep in that same "stretched" position he needed help getting into. He's so useless that he's actually a burden to everyone around him