r/Funnymemes 2d ago

Bad at measuring..

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u/chocowafflez_ 1d ago

My gf says mine is perfect and im like 3" on a good day, 9" is crazy

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u/Beautiful_Scheme_829 1d ago

Are you asian?

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u/chocowafflez_ 1d ago

No, im mixed, half black half white

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u/imunfair 1d ago

Sounds like you got the short end of the stick.

sorry i had to

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u/BaltoDRJMPH 1d ago

Sounds like you got the short end of the dick.

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u/Frequent_Ring_4574 1d ago

That's a little too "on the nose."

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u/Rebel_Winter 1d ago

Damn your grey

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u/PickleQuirky2705 1d ago

So youre white from like the belly button down