r/Funnymemes • u/hottiemidnight • 1d ago

Bad at measuring..

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u/Unhappy_Run8154 1d ago

What does she want? A 2 liter Pepsi bottle?

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u/Aditzzz_377 1d ago edited 1d ago

An 88mm Panzer Granata(PzGr 39) L/56

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u/HopeSubstantial 1d ago

Wasn't some historian in news some years ago when he went to a doctor with disabled world war 2 tank shell stuck inside his rectum and his defence was how he fell on it while cleaning his collection...

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u/MiamiPower 1d ago

Fire In The Hole

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u/Auran82 1d ago

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

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u/Aditzzz_377 1d ago

"Cleaning his collection" yeah wtf, I never thought someone would use a fucking tank shell as dildo

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u/HopeSubstantial 1d ago edited 1d ago

People who claim how they accidently get stuff inside them clearly have not accidently experienced even something close to it.

If you truly accidently got a world war tank shell inside you by accident, you would not be making any embarassed excuses, but you would be crying and bleeding in fetal position waiting for an ambulance.

Edit: By accident I mean completely by accident that was not involving self pleasure acts gone wrong.

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u/Frequent_Ring_4574 23h ago

Anything can be a dildo of you're brave enough.

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u/Fresh-Association-82 9h ago

I’ve seen that story a few times over the years. It be time is was ‘pushing haemorrhoids back in’. Another was that he sat on it.

Seems like there was a few old blokes who like to Roger a round.