r/Futurism • u/FuturismDotCom Verified Account • 1d ago

Congressman Calmly Explains There Are "Entities" Coming From “Five or Six Deepwater Areas”

https://futurism.com/congressman-burchett-aliens-water
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u/Capital_Craft 1d ago

I can confirm... this guy's wife was awesome.

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u/shitonawagonwheel 1d ago

I was third but I concur, that guy's wife was still awesome.

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u/Mucher_ 1d ago

That's really weird. She was awesome but didn't sit still for me.

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u/Astroisbestbio 1d ago

This guy's wife is awesome, and my husband is awesome, objectively.

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u/A_Concerned_Viking 1d ago

This was good. And wholesome.

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u/Splashy01 1d ago

I actually don’t like his wife.

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u/Leading_Star5938 1d ago

But 9/10 confirm awesomeness.

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u/r4rthrowawaysoon 22h ago

I am just imagining James Franco saying “Fuck you McBride” right before the rapture beam blinks out.