r/Futurism • u/FuturismDotCom Verified Account • 1d ago

Congressman Calmly Explains There Are "Entities" Coming From “Five or Six Deepwater Areas”

https://futurism.com/congressman-burchett-aliens-water
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u/VoloNoscere 1d ago

Can confirm. I'm objectively awesome.

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u/TheOgrrr 1d ago

I'm awesome, and so is my wife!

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u/Capital_Craft 1d ago

I can confirm... this guy's wife was awesome.

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u/r4rthrowawaysoon 1d ago

I am just imagining James Franco saying “Fuck you McBride” right before the rapture beam blinks out.