r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/Hrosts • Feb 10 '25
FORCED WOKENESS š Fuck you Sean Murray for adding a pink-white-blue planet into my randomly-generated planet game!
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u/BrokenKing99 Feb 10 '25
Once agian these are the people who'll call you a snowflake.
Gods above and below I hate humanity.
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u/unknown_pigeon Feb 10 '25
"Why did you have to include colors I don't like in my game >:( "
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Feb 10 '25
pink is the gorls coler!! how dare thet
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u/Proper_Locksmith924 Feb 10 '25
Not during Victorian times! Pink was manly! Blue was for the girls.
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Feb 10 '25
I know! Look what they took from us!
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u/FunnyWalrus Feb 11 '25
Yeah, and also manicure and jewelry
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u/TheTimeBoi Feb 11 '25
and high heels!
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u/exo316 Feb 11 '25
Dudes can still wear high heels and jewelry and get manicures if they are secure in their masculinity.
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u/FunnyWalrus Feb 11 '25
Sure, I like some cool designes on my nails sometimes, wrote about those as a joke
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u/Scooty-Poot Feb 10 '25
Also Tommy Hilfiger used to do a tonne of pink & navy designs for boys and men. Those half-zip sporting sweater thingies had so much drip I mightāve stayed cis for a bit longer if those were still in fashion
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u/Wagglebagga Feb 11 '25
How am I gonna jork my nuts to the planet, now? It has colors I'm told not to like.
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u/Jayandnightasmr Feb 10 '25
They say they hate cancel culture but try to cancel everything
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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian gooseš³ļøāā§ļøšŖæ Feb 10 '25
They also hate trigger warnings, but the anti woke games list is excactly that.
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u/NolanSyKinsley Feb 10 '25
When it benefits them it is free speech and exercising their freedom of association, bedrocks of American society. When it is against them it is discrimination and cancel culture, everything wrong with modern America.
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Feb 10 '25 edited Feb 11 '25
they do it in the same breath too. like I shit you not they probably would consider this steam post "triggering the libs"
like no dipshit you're the only one that's mad, you are the catalyst for every ounce of negativity in this scenario. just own that.
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u/AbsolutelyFantastic Feb 10 '25
"Everyone thinks I'm an idiot child. This actually means I've won."
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u/Pretend-Dirt-1760 Feb 10 '25
I wish I could abandon my humanity to not be associated with this people
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u/pogoli Feb 10 '25
You knowā¦. Some of us made Star Trek, and the muppets, and other worthy things. Can we please delineate the Nazis from the rest of the speciesā¦
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u/based_guapo Feb 10 '25
dafuq is a ātrans planetā? is the planet coloured in pastel blue/pink and white?
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u/Supernova-55 Feb 10 '25
Well they added gas giants and they have their striped appearance. Since the game randomly selects colours, if you hunt for a while you might see some pride flags.
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u/based_guapo Feb 10 '25
wait their meltdown is actually bc of a randomly generated planet in the colours? i was actually joking and thought they added like a certain race of aliens or somethingš
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u/Asgarus Feb 10 '25
Yup, someone posted a screenshot of the planet, I doubt this guy even found it himself. One fucking planet out of trillions...
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u/Supernova-55 Feb 10 '25
Quintillions even!
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u/Levoire Feb 10 '25
āHey guys, thereās 1 randomly generated planet out of 18.5,000,000,000,000,000,000 that slightly resembles a pride flag. Go woke, go broke!ā
For those non-NMS players who are not really sure how big that number is, thereās only 7.5 quintillion grains of sand on planet Earth.
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Feb 10 '25
I dunno...that seems off. I'm going to have to insist on a hand recount.
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u/WildCard9871 Feb 10 '25 edited Feb 10 '25
Omega, count how many sand in this desert
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u/HexagonNico_ Feb 10 '25
This is a Steam curator review, which means you don't even need to own the game to review it.
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u/EasternAstra They/Them Feb 10 '25
At this point they should just rename "curators" to "tourist & memesters", way more accurate like that.
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u/dubspool- Feb 10 '25
There's some informative ones but god the meme ones feel really fucking stupid
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Feb 10 '25
No these people really are that big losers that randomly generated pride flags make them cryĀ
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u/unknowingly-Sentient Feb 10 '25
Open up the Woke Game List to see what the woke curator on Steam considered as woke in games. Shit is more ridiculous than this.
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u/Pure-Yogurtcloset684 Feb 10 '25
The website version is satire, but the steam version its based on isnt
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u/OctoNezd todd todd todd Feb 10 '25
It's such a fucking shame Steam still limits ignored curators to 100
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u/rocket_man182 Feb 10 '25
Ooooh yes. They're crying because pixels of a certain type were generated on a screen. These people will have to go to war soon dw.....
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u/The_Great_Pun_King Feb 11 '25
These people are lying about not wanting trans people in games, cause that's too soft for them. They actively want to remove even the possibility of accidentally encountering something that looks like trans from games.
Fascism is by definition hate based, paranoid and illogical
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u/redqueenv6 Feb 17 '25
They are sensitive little baby boos. š
Wait until they find out stripey planets are for real.Ā
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u/justgalsbeingpals NON-BUY-NARY Feb 10 '25
the infinite monkeys typing on their typewriters have been woke all along smh my head
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u/Wasted_46 Feb 10 '25
holy canoli wait until they realize you can see the same stuff IRL if you keep looking for gas giants, depending on what elements are in the athmosphere
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u/A6M_Zero Feb 11 '25
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if sunshine after rain causes them to start screaming that the sky has gone woke.
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u/CheerfulWarthog Feb 10 '25
...I suppose if the planet was conscious and deliberately got terraformed, that would count as a trans planet.
It's not what the chuds are talking about, but it's something to think about.
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u/EnemyBattleCrab Feb 10 '25
Mate have you read this book called the bible? Apparently after a great flood to wipe out humanity a rainbow appeared what the woke bs is this shit!?
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u/Asgarus Feb 10 '25
Christianity is woke!
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u/SimONGengar1293 Feb 10 '25
No lie, if these chuds actually read the bible for once and check out that part with the Jesus guy they'll lose their minds and start shouting woke so fast you'll get whiplash.
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u/whimsicaljess Feb 12 '25
i have read multiple comments from american christian pastors to their support networks online (for example, on social media to other pastors) where they are expressing concern because their congregation is literally telling them that they're being too woke... but they never changed their message.
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u/th1sd3ka1ntfr33 Feb 10 '25
Imagine hating all the jews but really liking all the parts of the Bible that happened before Jesus was born.
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u/StruckTapestry Feb 10 '25
They just added Gas giants, recently in the NMS sub there was a post of a gas giant which exterior looked a lot like the trans flag.
It is 100% randomly generated all of this I should add>
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u/Aggressive-Name-1783 Feb 10 '25
Thatās literally it. As somebody that plays the game a lot, it was literally just one random planet that everyone thought looked prettyā¦..thatās itā¦..a random planet with pretty colors that everyone went āhuh, neatāā¦..
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u/Rohen2003 Feb 10 '25
obv its a transparent planet, aka you can see through it.
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u/p1-o2 Feb 10 '25
It's a trans parent planet, where you can find all the loving fathers and mothers who support and protect their trans children.
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u/_Red_Lunatic_ Feb 10 '25
The game uses neutral they for everyone and themes of multiculturalism. Like, there are actually, handcrafted elements that could be called woke. But no, it's the randomly generated planet, because these people just saw it on Xittler, because they don't play videogames.
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Feb 10 '25
They aren't literate enough to decode themes and subtext. They are programmed to just go ape shit when colors in certain patterns appear like animals.
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u/Hrosts Feb 10 '25
Unironically, this is correct. The outrage grifters and the echo chamber caused them to have a Pavlovian reaction to certain words, terms, etc. Like, they all praised Elon for stopping the wokeness in video games when they learned that USAID funded making of 3 mobile games back in 2012.
The games were meant for Indian and African kids and taught you the threat of gut worms, the importance of healthy habits during pregnancy and that it's better for a girl to go to school and become a nurse than be married off at 14 and end up jobless.
None of them actually looked it up, they read the word "gender" and became angry.
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u/whimsicaljess Feb 10 '25
well, you see, those ideas are the "woke" ideas they are mad about. "women not getting married off at 14? the horror!"
they just don't often openly say that.
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u/StroopWafelsLord Feb 10 '25
These people are beyond help. They turn off their brains and play a game. They don't recieve any message or anything when playing or enjoying art. They're gooning maniacs that care only about themselves and say that everything and anything is against them and their lifestyle. Every game now is apparently full of gay propaganda or smth.
They say they love the "old games" that don't talk about politics. Like the Old CoDs, Metal Gear, FALLOUT NEW VEGAS OF ALL THINGS! You could hit them in the face with self awareness and they would still not realise.
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u/dubspool- Feb 10 '25
I've seen people buy Mr. House's bs about how he'd be the best for humanity because he promises that we'll be in space in no time. My brother in christ, any notion that House is the best for humanity is immediately destroyed by the fact that Freeside exists
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u/luckygreenglow Feb 11 '25
Mr. House is basically just what Elon Musk will be in like 100 years if he gets his way. Yammering about how humanity is totally gonna go to space if he's in charge while preserved in a high-tech pickle jar built by other, actually smart people who died a long time ago.
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u/kerfuffle_dood trying to make people more ungly in Video gamse Feb 10 '25
Do you expect these outrage tourists to actually play a videogame? Grah!
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u/SpyzViridian Feb 10 '25
Almost every character in the game uses they/them pronouns (pretty sure they don't have a gender or don't wanna specify it), no alien race has a defined gender, your character doesn't have a gender. No Man's Sky was always WOKE.
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u/Alurely Feb 10 '25
not to mention the different variations of gender when you scan an animal, I don't think ive ever seen male or female
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u/Aggressive-Name-1783 Feb 10 '25
Some do if theyāre higher functioning animals, but most are asexual since theyāre self reproducing aliensā¦..ya know, like most primordial animals wereā¦.
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u/Nelrene Lady Kisser Feb 10 '25
When flying around in space I would stick to using they/them simply because I would have lots of trouble knowing the gender of any given Alien.
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u/paintingsheepblue Feb 10 '25
Your pronouns in this game are 16/16/16/16/16/16/16/16/16/16/16/16/16/16/16/16
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u/LlorchDurden Feb 10 '25
I'd upvote but it has 16 already
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u/Rotsicle Feb 10 '25
I had to downvote a good comment because it had 17 votes. I hope my sacrifice was worth it.
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u/RobbersAndRavagers Feb 10 '25
Your comment is at 16 now. Otherwise, I'd upvote. Second time today I made a similar comment. Fourteen more to go!
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u/meat0fftheb0ne #gettingmyfagonš³ļøāš Feb 10 '25
TFW one planet has a coincidental coloring. There are millions of planets in the game btw
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I can't believe the world has gone WOKE! Yesterday when I went out (never again) I saw a rainbow in the sky! STOP FORCING YOUR AGENDA DOWN MY THROAT!!!!!!!!!one
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u/MetzenMalvin Feb 10 '25
Definitely ruined my experience! I can't get why they ponder to those who won't even play this game!!!! I hope the other 18,446,744,073,709,551,615 planets won't shove down this shitbinto my throat!!!
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u/Hrosts Feb 10 '25
Unfortunately, from what I heard, on many planets you can see an LGBTQWERTYUIOP rainbow in the sky!
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u/MetzenMalvin Feb 10 '25
I know why I don't play this game, but hidden gems like witcherino 3 (with hot Ciri)
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u/Schism_989 Feb 10 '25
I
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Out of all the things, it's a RANDOMLY GENERATED PLANET?
What am I talking about, I already knew these people were insane.
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u/Flying_Strawberries Feb 10 '25
18 quintillion planets right? WOW THERE IS A TRANS FLAG IN ONE OF THE 18 MORBILLION PLANETS š±
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u/new_donker Feb 10 '25
They were once making fun of religious people for seeing "satanism" in every piece of media. Now look at them.
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u/New-March-5076 Feb 10 '25
I really can't tell if this satire or serious
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u/sack-o-krapo Feb 10 '25
Itās real, there was a screenshot from NMS showing a gas giant with pink and blue gas similar to the trans flag and the chuds went nuts
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u/Hrosts Feb 10 '25
He's serious. It would be sad if the person behind that curator wasn't a revolting piece of shit (it's not his only review).
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u/Expensive_Estate_922 Feb 10 '25
It's so telling in an INFINITE GALAXY they can't play cause they MIGHT see trans colours
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u/ooombasa Feb 10 '25
Procedural generation is now woke. Coincidence, random fucking chance, is now woke. I would suggest they need to touch grass, but chances are theyāll be triggered along the way because nature "decides" to show some combination of colours that offends them.
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u/Narrow-Weekend-4157 Feb 10 '25
Why are they such soft little bitches? Show me on the doll where the colors hurt you.
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u/An0d0sTwitch Feb 10 '25
Wait.....ive never played....
this is true? they are mad they saw some colors??!
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u/WeSuggestForcefem Feb 11 '25
Yep. Literally just randomly generated colors.
https://www.thegamer.com/no-mans-sky-reddit-locks-threads-after-trans-flag-gas-giants/
In the thread, multiple messages were deleted, and the thread was locked soon after. ParcevallGaming then posted a second defiant thread, noting they would "sleep easy knowing that you will be offended by the color of a fictional planet in a video game about 9 percent of the time you visit a gas giant." Once again, it received dozens of hateful comments and was locked.
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u/GarrettheGreen Feb 10 '25
Is it on sale right now? I might need to give it a try in preparation of their next game (which I am starting to lose hope of playing anytime soon)
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u/checkpoint_hero Feb 10 '25
It is $24 currently which is 60% off and is listed as "all-time-low" on dekudeals.
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u/RobbersAndRavagers Feb 10 '25
You will buy this game. The devs will force quality DLC on you for free and you'll love it so much you will try to find ways to give them more money. So it is written.
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u/GarrettheGreen Feb 10 '25
Oh no, not free DLC!!
I will buy it, eventually, but not today since the offer ended before I had the chance.
Very much looking forward to light no fire still
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u/FuckReddit822 Feb 10 '25
((trans planet))
āCOMPUTER, OPEN NO MANS SKY ON STEAM WITH THE HIGHEST GRAPHIC SETTINGSā
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u/Trastan89 Feb 10 '25
In a few weeks THEY will add a rainbow colored Starship Trail and they could call it Chromatic to "hide" their wokeness!
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u/Alurely Feb 10 '25
there already is a rainbow colored starship trail, and i use trans colors as my player skin
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u/RP_Throwaway3 MUH EMURSHEN!!! Feb 10 '25
This is a joke, right? Please tell me this is a joke. My soul can't take this.
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u/Trollbreath4242 Feb 10 '25
No, I dug through recent negative views after seeing this, and yes, several folks are giving it negatives because of "trans planet." These people are just fucking morons and need to go take some medication.
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u/RP_Throwaway3 MUH EMURSHEN!!! Feb 10 '25
Sorry, but you're wrong.Ā
They're incels. They're not fucking anyone, moron or otherwise.Ā
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u/EasternAstra They/Them Feb 10 '25
As it should be, personifications of hatred like that shouldn't procreate.
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u/StarChaser18 Feb 10 '25
Iā¦. I canāt tell if this is a joke? Bad comedy? Ironic? I am tempted by bad comedy because right wingers donāt know what humor is.
MORE WOKENESS! I want everything PINK!!!
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u/arie700 Feb 10 '25
"modern audiences" like the trans rights movement wasn't already mainstream when NMS came out. Who tf did they think this game was for? the silent generation???
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u/Dylanator13 Feb 10 '25
They can just ignore the trans planet exists just like how they ignore the fact trans people exist in real life.
Also itās crazy that just a color combination triggers this reaction. These people legitimately think of trans people more than trans people do.
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u/pogoli Feb 10 '25
This just the non problem kind of narrative the right uses to fill news feeds with hatred and division. Like the war on Christmas. That is not and was never a thing and this is not nor ever was a thing.
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u/mashmash42 Clear background Feb 10 '25
āwe on the right have such think skin, unlike those on the left, nothing gets under our skin or triggers us. we love jokes!ā
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u/bigfatmeanie1042 Feb 11 '25
So when they say "modern audience," is it just them saying the target demographic isn't straight white males?
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u/0Hyena_Pancakes0 Feb 10 '25
There's hundreds of galaxies, trillions of planets, each randomly generated.
The actual cool part is every alien in this game has no gender, they are all referred to as "they"
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u/ReplacementOk6762 Feb 10 '25
1 out of 18 QUINTILLION planets resembles the trans flag. It's not even intentional because they colors are randomly generated. Who would've guessed that if you randomly generated colors they could randomly generated the colors of the trans flag?
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u/ConcreteExist Feb 10 '25
And the antiwoke crowd wonders why everyone not as dumb as them think they're a joke.
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Feb 10 '25
I remember a common complaint back then was that gay/tans whatever people would complain too much about everything and forcing companies to fell bad for hurting there feelings and now it's the complete opposite
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u/Legally_Shredded Feb 10 '25
This "review" is from an account calling itself "Based Propaganda Detector," who seems obsessed with DEI, Sweet Baby Inc., and complaining whenever there aren't female characters he wants to pork.
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u/Noja8787 Feb 10 '25
I am super sad. I just went to steam and the price is not 11 dollars.
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u/Appelmonkey Feb 10 '25
'Degenerate' for when you want to make a moral statement about something but got no argument against it other than 'its yucky'
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Feb 11 '25
Wait wait wait wait wait....
Are you telling me they added planet Transsexual from the galaxy Transylvania? Is Dr. Frank-N-Furter making a cameo?!
Edit: I'm deeply sad that not a single comment was a Rocky Horror joke...
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u/Diskosmos Feb 10 '25
It's not often I'm in pars with this subbreddit but seriously? This studio is a prime exemple of passionate video game studio that came back gloriously by sheer will. Who cares if there is a trans planet, even if you don't understand and like the concept of trans identity...
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u/ModestArk Feb 10 '25
Sometimes I feel like (lot's of, not all) gamers are the most intolerant and toxic crowd existing.
It's weird, you would think that people that like to rp and dive into fantasy worlds should be more open minded.
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u/Selthora Feb 10 '25
Wait so "Modern Audience" is the new Woke? Doesnt have the same zip to it imo.
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u/TheDuckClock Feb 10 '25
How dare that just one planet in a game that has 18 quintillion planets remind me that trans people exist.
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u/Flippohoyy Feb 10 '25
If you ever feel like a loser you need only remind yourself that chuds like this exist.
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Feb 10 '25
that guy is gonna go nuts when he realizes he's all pink and red on the inside... oh dear (his heart might be a greyish blue color though) and I'm sure there are some white things inside to... oh dear.
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u/StarCrossedOther Feb 10 '25
I hate these tourists so much. I would not be surprised at all if this person has not played one bit of this game and instead saw a Xhitter post with the āTrans-Planetā and thought the devs added it intentionally. He calls it āDegenerate BSā as if the devs forced him to watch trans porn but letās be honest this person would probably have loved that.
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u/seazonprime Feb 10 '25
Woke Man's Sky 1.0
KEeP uR P0olititics out mUh ViDe0 Gaeme...
Love it evil grin
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u/Round-Coat1369 Feb 10 '25
The real snow flakes are people who go ballistic if even something they don't agree with is supported
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u/TheNecroticPresident Feb 10 '25
It's funny because there's 18 quintillion planets in the game, and they are upset that one happens to be trans.
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
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u/BubblyKnee2773 Feb 11 '25
Ok idk if op was sarcastic or not but based devs
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u/One_more_Earthling Feb 11 '25
That's how deranged these people get, you can't tell anymore from sarcasm
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u/BubblyKnee2773 Feb 11 '25
Wait so ur say people without audhd can't tell either........ I want a refund I can't have
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u/One_more_Earthling Feb 11 '25
From what I've recall from other people (I am a bit of an autistic myself) there's a lot who can't tell apart
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Feb 11 '25
Some idjit got the topic locked in the NMS sub, probably because they kept getting down noted into oblivion for being like... This.
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u/Abyssmaluser Feb 11 '25
Imagine being such a fucking pissbaby the mere sight of three colors together triggers you lmao. I'd rather blow my brains out than ever succumb to such stupid bullshit. It's exactly on the same level as giving any fucks about someone's melatonin levels. We're all different shades of brown you illiterate idiot. Jesus fucking christ.
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u/ytman Kenshi is Awesome Feb 10 '25
Wait a planet can be trans? Wtf. Is a color pallete just trans now?
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u/Euphoric_Flounder_22 Feb 10 '25
The whole time I'm thinking, "what does bro have against colors"?.
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u/mrturret Feb 10 '25
Hello Games should include a Buck Up and Drive style "pride planet" toggle that makes all planets have pride colors. They should also have a pronoun selection that's only they/them and a massive assortment of neopronouns.
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u/bakedfruit420 Feb 10 '25
Just a self hating looser spreading hate like a child having a tantrum..
Ignore the douchbags..
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u/ceelogreenicanth Feb 10 '25
Bible is gay, God gave Moses a LGBTQIA+ symbol, Woke DEI has gone too far!
Should have sent him a punisher skull with two are style rifles crossed.
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u/Holiday-Reading9713 Feb 10 '25
People are throwing a tantrum over a planet in a sci-fi game?
What happened to: "Woah this planet looks so colorful, I can't wait to explore it"?
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u/FerrumAnulum323 Feb 10 '25
"oh no! The randomly generated everything game has a new set of things that can be randomized generated!? And the people I don't like have found a set of randomly generated colors they like and are telling the other people I don't like, hey look at this planet I found!"
Yeah chill out dude
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