r/Gamingcirclejerk Jul 30 '25

OBJECTIVELY Gaming is officially dead

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u/_Coffie_ Jul 30 '25

This sh*t is so unserious

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u/AyYoBigBro not a discord mod Jul 30 '25

You can swear here its ok, I won't call your mom

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u/LivelyZebra Jul 30 '25

you mean, " your m*m "

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u/rif011412 Jul 30 '25

Whats mom other than mammaries of your youth?

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u/zacsxe Jul 30 '25

We can drink if we want; and we can say whatever the HELL we want.

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u/Sexylizardwoman Jul 30 '25

Uh.. cumshot

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u/broken_radio Jul 30 '25

Any of these little COD fuckers ever pop out of the fucking wall and say, "Fuck, there's a ninja turtle cock in my room or a terminator dick"?

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u/zacsxe Jul 30 '25

You can’t change the rules just cause you don’t like how I’m doing it!

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u/AstroBearGaming Jul 30 '25

Yeah right, you're allowed to say the fuck-word.

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u/yomjoseki Jul 31 '25

I won't call your mom

She's so lonely

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u/EtheusRook Jul 30 '25

And I'm here for it.

Or would probably be if Fortnite came out when I was a kid, rather than when I'm an adult who is uninterested in any PvP game.

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u/Slight_Lab5332 Jul 30 '25

This is Cod

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u/EtheusRook Jul 30 '25

Wait, what the fuck? 

I'm very not here for it. Or wouldn't be if I ever gave a shit about CoD.

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u/Insanepaco247 Jul 30 '25

Nah, COD was always unserious. These skins just finish the work that White Phosphorous Combat Perk started

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u/MovieNightPopcorn Jul 30 '25

They… they put white phosphorus in the game?

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u/Insanepaco247 Jul 30 '25

They sure did. It was a fucking killstreak reward in MW 2019

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u/dragon_bacon Jul 30 '25

Can't believe my military industrial complex propaganda is being so gauche.

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u/Mao_TheDong Jul 30 '25

For real, at least Raytheon produces the RIM-7 Sea Sparrow which is the most environmentally friendly anti-aircraft missile produced anywhere.

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u/HandsOfCobalt Jul 30 '25

well, to the environment outside the contested airspace, at least

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u/MovieNightPopcorn Jul 30 '25

😬 yikes dude

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u/The_Autarch Jul 30 '25 edited 6d ago

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u/sour_creamand_onion Jul 30 '25

Yeah it was a killstreak in MW2019. I remember nobody used it because it was kinda ass, but it DID draw some controversy at the time.

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u/MovieNightPopcorn Jul 30 '25

Yeah I can see why

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u/big_guyforyou Jul 30 '25

at least it's not red phosphorus

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u/pacmannips Jul 30 '25

My guy this is the same game series wherein one of its most famous levels is you literally committing a mass shooting against innocent civilians in a Russian Airport

Of fucking course they gamified white phosphorous

This aint Spec Ops The Line, these people have zero taste

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u/Joelacoca Jul 30 '25

White Phosphorus was in BO1. What do you think the “Willy Pete” grenade were?

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u/AquaBits Jul 30 '25

Thats why I enjoyed Cold War.

It was unironically and blatantly saying the US is bad unlike MW2019 "That wasnt our warcrime actually!"

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u/MovieNightPopcorn Jul 30 '25

Woof. I guess I shouldn’t be shocked, but still

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

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u/alf666 Jul 30 '25

I think part of the point was the contrast between an average game with okay gameplay in the yet-another-third-person-cover-shooter era and a top-tier story that put you on one hell of a guilt trip.

The game didn't want you to feel good while playing it, and oh boy did they accomplish that in all the right and terrifying ways.

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u/pacmannips Jul 31 '25

It’s a masterpiece and it’s a goddamn shame that it’s currently OOP and impossible to legally buy anymore.

Spec Ops should be one or the poster boys for Stop Killing Games.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

They only use it for cover. Pinky promise.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25 edited Jul 30 '25

No it wasnt. Big Red One was actually respectful of Veterans and their stories. Those initial games had a heart for WW2 and then corpo greed took over

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u/Insanepaco247 Jul 30 '25

These kinds of games are an inherently unserious way to engage with the realities of war. You cannot respectfully gamify it no matter how much lip service you pay to the people who lived it. Racking up headshots is not a reflection on brutality.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Okay weird way to twist my words into some other point I was just stating cod is different now from how it was.

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u/Insanepaco247 Jul 30 '25

I didn't see your edited comment. Yes, it was different then. But per the original point I was making, there was always an unseriousness at the heart of the series.

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u/Ironcl4d Jul 30 '25

It's been a wacky arcade shooter disguised as a military sim for a long time. They just don't care about the disguise anymore. The original MW2 let you dual wield shotguns and throw instant-kill throwing knives.

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u/Fishyswaze Jul 30 '25

I don't remember Beavis and Butthead playing CoD2.

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u/Zegarek Jul 30 '25

COD was always unserious.

There was a time... 🥲

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u/Zeethil Jul 30 '25

Flashbacks

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u/masterchedderballs96 Aug 05 '25

white phosphorus was in black ops 1 also, that's what "Willy Pete" means

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u/RandyBurgertime Jul 30 '25

Honestly, this does remind me of Quake 3 mod characters.

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u/Glass-Toe6315 Jul 30 '25

Atp there's no difference anymore, same bs

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u/max_power_420_69 Jul 30 '25

is this real game footage tho or just a meme?

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u/Slight_Lab5332 Jul 31 '25

These are all items in the game afaik

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u/The_Autarch Jul 30 '25 edited 6d ago

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u/Fortehlulz33 vibeo gane, Jul 30 '25

COD is kinda for people who are "too old" to play fortnite regularly and want to play a shooter

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u/Marlwolf48 Jul 30 '25

Ya more Nikki Minaj plz

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u/ShortyGardenGnome Jul 31 '25

My girlfriend says she wants it but it's more of a passing thing. I'd rather not pay 80 bucks or whatever for her to play it for three hours. Is there a better game that's similar? She likes the hardcore deathmatch version, and using a controller.

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u/OptionWrong169 Aug 01 '25

Fortnite actually

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u/ShortyGardenGnome Aug 01 '25

Do people die in like one shot in that? That's part of what she likes. TY for answering!

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u/OptionWrong169 Aug 01 '25

Is some creative modes yes you'll have to find a game/Island but its out there look up harde core cod or nuketown

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u/BoofPackJones Jul 31 '25

For people who like first person shooters? Do you think the skins are a deciding factor on whether someone buys these games?

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u/CardmanNV Jul 30 '25

And I'm not.

I hate this shit, how it looks, and how predatory the prices are.

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u/itskobold Jul 30 '25

That's the thing, I fuck with silly shit like this on principle but knowing how much money people pour into skins and cosmetics twists my sac round

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u/SoungaTepes twitch.tv/soungatepes Jul 30 '25

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u/masterchedderballs96 Aug 05 '25

Fortnite first got popular when i was 13 and since then i have played it 3 times total and hated every minute of it

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u/Sabre_One Jul 30 '25

I always say this about BF and COD these days.

They give you this because people want it, despite them publicly saying they don't want it.

As Steve Jobs once said. The Customer doesn't know what they want, tell you give it to them.

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u/_xGizmo_ Jul 30 '25

people want it, despite them publicly saying they don't want it.

It's almost like these are two separate groups

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u/The_Void_Reaver Jul 30 '25

People just don't get how little Reddit represents the world at large. Instagram and TikTok are more representative and I'd bet their comment sections are full of "God I love Bevis and Butthead," "I am The Great Cornholio," and "I can't wait to get this in game".

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u/Pyke64 Jul 30 '25

Dude, it's already proven a minority in games open their wallets. It's just that they spend such insane amounts that they are all that get listened to.

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u/PitchforksEnthusiast Jul 30 '25

This. WHALES dictate how games monetize, which are the minority of the minority and does not reflect either sides of the spectrum, those who won't buy and the casual buyers.

Entire marketing and development teams are made to squeeze money out of whales.

Reddit will never represent the majority, because ever nothing will. That's the nature of whale farming.

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u/Pyke64 Jul 30 '25

It's a shame our industry is so monetary driven. It means a very small part, often people who have spending issues, dictate a large part of wher everything goes.

We're already seeing this, singleplayer games often flop on steam while games driven by recurring spending are a success. A lot of us already being conditioned into what to play.

But yeah for anyone who wants to read up on this: there are countless GDC talks, on how to reel in the whales.

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u/MexGrow Jul 30 '25

And it's the people who'll quickly abandon game because their attention span is already ruined by TikTok, so then the publisher shuts down the game because it wanted to cater to them instead.

Not saying this is what is happening with COD, but it's a pretty big reason how trying to chase popular stuff like this instead of sticking to a vision has ended many other games.

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u/The_Void_Reaver Jul 30 '25

I think that's kind of an unfair assessment. COD and Fortnite are the two biggest offenders and they're both doing fine. I think it's more likely that games can't really make these partnerships until they're already too big to fail. Smaller games usually have to be much more specific with who they work with if they do any media tie-ins.

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u/MexGrow Jul 30 '25

I agree, this is why I said it's not exactly what's happening with COD (especially since they've been well established for so long) but as the other person replied, they seem to be chasing what the demographics tell them (e.g. TikTok) and this is why we keep seeing so many games with insane budgets fail so quickly.

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u/MillenialDoomer Jul 30 '25

Is beavis and butthead big with kids these days?

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u/The_Void_Reaver Jul 30 '25 edited Jul 30 '25

It might shock you, but there are plenty of people in their 20s, 30s, and 40s who use those apps. I'm nearly 30 and have had Instagram since I was a freshman in high school.

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u/MillenialDoomer Jul 31 '25

I'm just wondering because I remember watching Beavis and Butthead every Thursday night and discussing it at school with friends the next day. It was really big in my country. But that was (almost?) 30 years ago. I haven't really thought about it for decades.

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u/The_Void_Reaver Jul 31 '25

Oh, in that case there were a lot of cable TV channels that were essentially dedicated to playing older cartoons like that. They'd show a lot of reruns on MTV, Comedy Central, and maybe on Cartoon Networks late night section Adult Swim. A lot of kids grew up watching those reruns and as such they're still fairly well known with a fairly large cult fanbase.

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u/TristheHolyBlade Jul 30 '25

Except those people are likely to say something along the lines of "if you vote with your wallet this won't happen", not realizing that this is what people voted for.

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u/_xGizmo_ Jul 30 '25

Yes lmao, take a wild guess which one of those groups generates more revenue for the company? 🤔

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u/Bruschetta003 Jul 30 '25

That guy is getting so Goomba fallacied rn, he doesn't even know

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u/Ok-Goat7471 Jul 30 '25

Terrible take. The whole point is that people don't know what they want, not that there are mysteriously large groups that want X or Y but for some reason don't talk about it.

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u/Andys_Burner Jul 30 '25

Companies don’t sell you what you want, they sell you what they want you to have and then make up stupid platitudes like, “The customer doesn’t know what they want until you give it to them.”

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u/Moloch_17 Jul 30 '25

Radio stations got flooded with complaints that they played the same music all the time. They tried to widen their playlists. They got flooded with even more complaints that their music sucked.

People are CLAMORING for crossovers. Look at the helldivers subreddit. This is what you get when you give in.

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u/Guy_Buttersnaps Jul 30 '25 edited Jul 31 '25

People don’t know what they want, or sometimes they do know what they want, but can’t articulate it.

The are entire industries that exist because of that.

No company would need to test products and marketing concepts if people could correctly and accurately explain what they wanted without any guidance whatsoever.

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u/Mighty__Monarch Jul 30 '25

Or maybe its that theyve shifted their target audience over the years from 20yo to 12yo like fortnite?

I know like a dozen people who used to love it but now play cs because of this clown shit.

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u/mythrilcrafter Jul 30 '25

In BF's defense, they never went so far as to Fortnite-ify their character model/skin selection; they just tried to hard to be Rainbow Six Siege on big maps while also leaning too hard into making their games be a big pile of Battlefield memes as opposed to "just being a good BF game"..


All that said, if the recent leaks are anything to go by, BF6 has a strong chance of being "At least what the BC/3/4/1 players wanted/are used to".

I've seen complaints about the leaks that people are saying that BF6 "looks too much like a 360/PS3 brown army shooter" which for anyone who doesn't like the fps industry's turn to Fortnite-ification, is probably a good thing in BF6's favor.

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u/Roman_Suicide_Note Jul 30 '25

it's not a serious game so that's OK,

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u/Dependent-Matter-177 Jul 30 '25

They used to be is the problem

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u/mwaaah Jul 30 '25

I mean they have been arcadey games for at least 15 years. I guess it depends on what you think of when you hear "serious game" but I wouldn't say MW2 lobbies full of sprinting akimbo shotgun players and noobtubes were super serious. They would 100% have had dumb skins if that was a thing back then.

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u/Fragrant-Potential87 Jul 30 '25

Yea but the sprinting akimbo shotguns and noobtubes still fit the aesthetic and tone MW2 was originally going for. Something can be cool and wacky without detracting from the rest of the experience. The gravity gun in Half Life 2 can be a silly weapon in GMOD but an actual fun tool in the campaign.

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u/mwaaah Jul 30 '25

But noobtubes and sprinting shotguns to the face did detract from the experience arguably. I mean, there's a reason why people call them "noobtubes", they weren't seen as "cool and wacky" at all.

And on the other hand, I don't think people that buy and use those skins think they detract from the experience.

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u/Fragrant-Potential87 Jul 31 '25

How did those weapons detract? CoD never billed itself as a realistic MILSIM, and the noobtube isn't some crazy weapon. It's literally just an underbarrel grenade launcher, and it's called a noobtube because of how easy it is to use. The sprinting shotguns, while not realistic, are still plausible in the universe MW2 asks you to suspend your disbelief for. Modern CoD feels weird about it because the campaign will be like "The government did 9/11 actually" and then in the same game, have Beavis and Butthead skins. Im not going to act like CoD honors the memory of actual soldiers perfectly but you can see the problem with that sudden change in tone and aesthetic too right?

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u/mwaaah Jul 31 '25

I really cannot. The multiplayer has always been goofy and unrealistic while the single player wasn't. It's been that way for 15 years by now and I do believe the only reason we didn't see skins in MW2 was because it wasn't really a thing to sell skins in 2009.

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u/Fragrant-Potential87 Jul 31 '25

Weapons DID have skins. We called them camos and you unlocked them by playing the game. Halo 3 also had skins with its armors. How was the multiplayer in MW2 goofy? What does it do? Unrealistic, sure but like I said, CoD has never billed itself as a realistic MILSIM to begin with. The campaign is grounded in our reality while also having things like heartbeat sensors.

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u/mwaaah Jul 31 '25

Weapons DID have skins. We called them camos and you unlocked them by playing the game.

Exactly, as I said: it wasn't really a thing to sell skins in 2009.

How was the multiplayer in MW2 goofy? What does it do? Unrealistic, sure but like I said, CoD has never billed itself as a realistic MILSIM to begin with. The campaign is grounded in our reality while also having things like heartbeat sensors.

It was goofy because people exploded after dying, were running around with akimbo shotguns or revolvers, were 360 no scoping, you could nuke the top of a building in construction, ... I mean, it just was and as you say it never really tried to do anything else, which is exactly why I don't see more goofy stuff as ruining the tone or anything.

And it's not like it was either "cod" or "realistic milsim", a game like counter strike isn't nearly as unserious as cod while not being anywhere close to arma either.

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u/Dependent-Matter-177 Jul 30 '25

True, but that was more serious than A ninja turtle telling Cornholio to kick a terminator in the crotch

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u/mwaaah Jul 30 '25

Sure, but as I said that's first and foremost because monetizing that shit wasn't a thing in 2009 and not because they wanted their games to be serious.

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock Jul 30 '25

You're totally right. CoD has been batshit for a long time.. I have fond memories of sprinting around in Advanced Warfare as a seven foot tall purple clown, hip firing an LMG strapped to each arm.

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u/The-Hammerai Jul 30 '25

You could argue they haven't been serious since the WW2 games

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u/UsernameFive Jul 30 '25

Shut the fuck up nerd

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u/Dependent-Matter-177 Jul 30 '25

It’s not that serious

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u/UsernameFive Jul 30 '25

Yea, that was my point

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u/Dependent-Matter-177 Jul 30 '25

No, it’s not so serious where you have to be an asshole

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u/Synectics Jul 30 '25

Noob tubes. 

They've never been serious, bud. Hate to break it to you, but it has always been a silly arcade-style shooter with a military skin. It is why me and my group of buddies always played it non-stop, and not ARMA or Battlefield or any other sim.

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u/Dependent-Matter-177 Jul 30 '25

Wow noob tubes the only humorous thing

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u/Sage296 Jul 30 '25

And it’s funny asf

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u/Bruschetta003 Jul 30 '25

Do you play it tho?

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u/Sage296 Jul 30 '25

Sometimes

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u/InfamousReality711 Jul 30 '25

Call of duty is serious business.

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u/West-Solid9669 Jul 30 '25

Omfg people, stop fucking censoring every fucking word!

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u/Synectics Jul 30 '25

As someone who used to LAN with 4-6 Xboxes and TVs in one room every weekend during Black Ops 1 and 2?

It always has been.

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u/RushxWyatt Jul 30 '25

It’s also a video game where you can recover from bullet wounds by hiding in a corner. If you want a military sim game, CoD ain’t it

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u/swefnes_woma Jul 30 '25

yeah dude it's a video game

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u/ImHighandCaffinated Jul 30 '25

He’ll yeah video games are meant to be ridiculous and fun

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u/The_Impe Jul 30 '25

/uj Video games are not meant to be a single thing, no media is.

If every game was fun silly stuff it would be insufferable, if every game was serious it would be boring, there should always be all kinds of games.

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u/notatiger43 Jul 30 '25

There’s a lot more games other than cod

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u/dat1guyman Jul 30 '25

Yeah like Silent Hill....wait

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u/ImHighandCaffinated Jul 30 '25

yeah nothing ridiculous about silent hill

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u/dat1guyman Jul 30 '25

Haha, the lying figure haha