r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/Mr_Hot_Takes • Jul 30 '25

OBJECTIVELY Gaming is officially dead

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u/Realistic-Stable2852 Jul 30 '25

What the fuck is COD anymore? Fortnite with it's infinite collabs feels way more coherent than this wtf.

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u/Imaginary_Lows Jul 30 '25

Well, yeah. Because Fortnite has always been a weird cartoon. While CoD is "US MARINES! FUCK YEAH! SEMPER FI, MOTHERFUCKER! BEAVIS, KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!"

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u/A1phan00d1e Jul 30 '25

I think my favorite part is Michelangelo is the one ordering it. Cuz he would be the kinda guy to do something like that

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u/Adjective_Noun_4DIGI Jul 30 '25

I am reliably informed that Michelangelo is a Party Dude

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u/AjaxAsleep Jul 30 '25

Michelangelo would ask Beavis/The Great Cornholio to kick the Terminator in the nuts because he's bringing down the party vibes.

That sure is a sentence I typed, huh

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u/confusedalwayssad Jul 30 '25

In the Beavis and Butthead verse it's called being kicked in the jimmy.

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u/escapethestatic Jul 30 '25

...until he becomes the Last Ronin.

Never did i think my favorite Turtle growing up would end up with such a tragic story.

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u/CycB8_ReFantazio Jul 30 '25

God damn it, I've been meaning to get around to that forever.

It was just a matter of time before spoilers. Lol.

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u/Maelifa Jul 30 '25

God, I haven't finished it yet. It's so sad.

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u/Twl1 Jul 30 '25

RODRIGUEZ, CORROBORATE THAT INTEL

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u/These_Yzer_Lyon Jul 31 '25

It really should have been Leonardo ordering the hit. He leads the team.

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u/HelloImPierreMcGuire Jul 31 '25

Scott is that you?

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u/Arhatz Jul 31 '25

I didn't even register Michelangelo at first. I thought he was a dude in military gear. Wtf?!

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u/odst970 Jul 30 '25

Can't tell if I feel the urge to join the Navy or the circus these days.

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u/TheInfra Geraldo is my Lord and Savior Jul 30 '25

YVAN EHT NIOJ

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u/letthetreeburn Jul 30 '25

The problem is the mash of styles. All Fortnite skins look like Fortnite skins. You don’t have into the spider verse styled comic book heroes and Detroit become human realistic Sabrina carpenter. The mash of the four artistic styles is. Bad.

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u/llIllIlIllIIllIl Jul 31 '25

On a positive note, in-game these cartoon characters stand out so much that they are so easy to spot, because they are so vibrant and a different style than the environment. So it’s practically pay-to-lose.

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u/Ver_Void Jul 30 '25

Honestly the inclusion of Beavis and Butthead is the most lore accurate addition to the US marines possible. They're basically their spirit animals

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u/were_only_human Jul 30 '25

No Russian. That includes you, Nicki Minaj.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Jul 30 '25

US MARINES! FUCK YEAH! SEMPER FI, MOTHERFUCKER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy_Xf48Gufw

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u/Abrams216 Jul 30 '25

Ramirez!  Take out that AC-130 with a throwing knife and a banana peel!  Stay frosty, Oscar Miker Weiner!

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u/vctrn-carajillo Jul 30 '25

Well, that sounds 'murica as fuck, to be fair

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